One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-
shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Cape Town "

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."
The wife replies, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower,
"honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because Lord,
If I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

to funny .. youre on a roll .. keep em comin...
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