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| Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 2 | |
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Brought 2 barrels & PLENTY of Filet's. I refuse to do the cooking, worked hard enough. Brought plenty of ice, ta boot. Got my beach chair & a huge insulated drink cup. Time for me to start drinking.      Wait, wait, wait just a doggone minute... Isn't one of the criteria for island boys that they cook for the ladies??? I could have SWORN I read that in the "Big Book of Castaway Etiquette" stashed in Vivian's treehut library! |
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I am NOT an "island boy".
I am the island's "old sage", keeper of the hot springs, Ice cave & liquid libation. Covering those jobs, EXEMPTS me from cooking. I even am the supplier of the MEAT. |
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I suspect you've just been too busy at Vivian's to read the book...
Hmmmmm???? |
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Haven't been to Viv's for quite some time.
She has been to busy working.  And I was in chicago, for a conferance. |
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We just noticed you both disappeared at the same time (wink, wink!)
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Her new position has her so busy, she hasn't been vine swinging for a couple weeks.
How have your vines been doing? |
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My vines??? Why good sir, I'm sure I don't have any idea what you are talking about!
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My vines??? Why good sir, I'm sure I don't have any idea what you are talking about! I'll bet. |
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Brought 2 barrels & PLENTY of Filet's. I refuse to do the cooking, worked hard enough. Brought plenty of ice, ta boot. Got my beach chair & a huge insulated drink cup. Time for me to start drinking. It's hard to cuddle up to someone if they're in a beach chair. Don't you have a hammock? 
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I made some tiki torches from some of my old wigs. Heads on a stick! Parrrrrrttttyyyyyy!
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WHERE IS TARZAN?????????
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Hammock????? I made my own ultra firm water bed.
Like the way it fits in my grass hut. Are you hinting about sharing my hut, if you get to drunk, to walk home? 
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Hammock????? I made my own ultra firm water bed. Like the way it fits in my grass hut. Are you hinting about sharing my hut, if you get to drunk, to walk home? I don't want to appear easy but...you hit the nail on the head m'dear. 
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I'd tell you two to "get a room" but apparently you have one! LOL!
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I'd tell you two to "get a room" but apparently you have one! LOL! We ARE a bit forward, aren't we? 2,000 miles encourages bravery.
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Hey, whatever happens between consenting adults is okay by me. And how in the world did this island get to be 2000 miles wide??? (Althought that WOULD explain the canibals, the kitchen sink, the giant turtle, the hula dancers at the dinner club, the "all by myself" time on the beach and Vivian's vines all co-existing on one island!)
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Groan. Tarzan returns. The giant turtle seems lost forever.
 The cannibals are happy for the moment but they tricked me with their magic potions called tequila that seems to put everything in slow motion. However, they definitely now prefer smoked meat to human flesh. I think I'll go find Vivian's hut to recuperate. 
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Metal! We are so glad you survived the other side of the island!
I'm sure Vivian will nurse you back to health in no time! 
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That is a really friendly nurse.
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