Topic: ninjas vs. pirates
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Sun 10/25/09 10:44 PM
theres been a long arguement about this, but seriously, who would win?! ninja or pirate?


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Sun 10/25/09 10:47 PM
a ninja. they are highly trained from childhood, do not operate while intoxicated, are in incredible physical condition, and rarely succumb to scurvy.

solodevice86's photo
Sun 10/25/09 11:03 PM
the history chanel had some kinda show about ninja vs. pirates....and the pirate won....by defolt though...so i think maybe 50 50?...

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Sun 10/25/09 11:06 PM

theres been a long arguement about this, but seriously, who would win?! ninja or pirate?




current day pirates or pre-firearm pirates? if it is current day (and I dont mean naval ships or the such, just hand guns, etc) then I woudl have to say the pirates because ninjas do not use firearms at all ;-)

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Sun 10/25/09 11:06 PM
the question of are you a ninja or are you a pirate, the answer should always be pirate. Because if you are a pirate, then you say pirate, and if you are a decent ninja, you are pretending that you are a pirate and have infiltrated their organization.

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Sun 10/25/09 11:12 PM
I want to say the pirate cuz he,s ARRR,D!,
But he has no skill,
just a blood-thirsty cut-thrott!
A ninja would analise the movements of his enemy and predict his attack with the deadly precision of the master assasin that he is and it would be,
CHECK AND MATE ME HEARTYS!
ooh-ahh!

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Sun 10/25/09 11:36 PM
Ninja would always win. Mostly because the pirate isn't perceptive enough to notice the invisible assassin.

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Sun 10/25/09 11:41 PM
yes but your forgetting that Pirates a scavingers who potch intire vilages..they had some skill....they did it to servive....ninja's are from higher corses...they didnt have to fight to servive......they where sulected to do others biddings....and they didnt/ dont/ carry fire arms...if i pirate could make it back to the beach where sat his boat..with many other pirates...with guns and what not...a ninja would not win..