went out to the club, had a few drinks,was not drunk, asked a lady to
dance, shot down big time, mach is a loser!!!!!!

You're not a loser I wouldn't have shot you down...you
know if I was there,single,and not knocked up

she is the loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy....

Do you need your ego....stroked?

awwwwwwwwww ,, i dont dance ,,but I'd let ya buy me a drink

naw, I just scuk! lol! Last weekend i did alrightm this weekend makes me
think women just feel sorry for me! But tonight i was walking into the
club and standing in line and i looked over and a hot blonde was satring
at me, when i caught her, she smiled, proll was thinking wtf>. lol

no- your just feeling that way because one girl would not dance with
you!!! don't do that to yourself. you are worth more than that!!!! she
is the loser...

the machster's ego is gone, no more skirt chasing and no more pick up
lines with country boy class! Mach knows when to toss in the towel!!

don't do that!!

Don't have the drunk oh-pity-me's. You are way too cute to do that.
Screw her for not dancing with you. Any guy that will even get on a
dance floor is okay in my book.

How exactly were you shot down? Maybe there was a reason why she didnt
want to dance, like, maybe not right at that moment or she can't dance
or whatever.....ITS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!!!

oh, yes, it is! she must have known that she was nowhere neeeeear good
enough for you, and figured she was doing you a favor by removing her
presence.

let me know when you get to arkansas.

if you ever pass through Texas, I would dance with you!

I need music....MACH LET'S DANCE~~!!!

dude, i hate to say it best 4 pickuplines to break the ice:
1. How much does a polar bear weigh? - Enough to break the ice, hi im
<insert name>

2.Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and
there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese
and they said "Hi.

3.Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't
matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give
cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e.,
...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person
finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute
puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

and
4.So, do you like turtles?

try one, hell try all four, its good to at least give you a conversation
point

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg too funny!!! I still think the one my son said
to my mom was the funniest. I think he was 10 at the time and he
said........."Did it hurt"? When you fell from heaven. Hmmm still
makes me laugh!! I think he was trying out his
pick up lines on her first

ok that sounds creepy but it was cute

LMAO@Eryc!

Good points!

Can I try those 4?

Hey, don't feel badly about some idiot woman's rejection, as someone
said, it's her loss not yours. I haven't been on a date in years, so
what does that say about me? I could brand myself a loser, but I choose
not to do so. I choose to remain single and celibate until I meet Mr.
Right, if I ever do, and even if I don't, I'm not a loser. IMHO, all
the guys who won't give me the time of day just because I'm heavy and
unattractive and they're superficial cretins, they are the real losers
in my book.

Best wishes from SheNerd :)

Mach, I can tell by your writing that you have a great sense of humor
and are obviously intelligent, so I'm sure you will meet your Ms. Right
soon enough. In the meantime, to heck with the idiots. :)