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Edited by
TxsGal3333
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Sat 10/24/09 04:12 PM
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water Jill found out he was messing around The fight was on and lasted till dawn With all of Jill’s nagging Jack was still bragging Jack went to push Jill down he missed and fell down the hill It took Jack awhile but Jill stood her ground with a smile At the bottom of the hill Jack hit a rock as Jill yelled good for ya you jock!! Jill was laughing so hard she fell and tumbled into the main yard Jill got up and dusted off as she looked at Jack and said see ya not so tough  |
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Edited by
Anton_k
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Sat 10/24/09 04:09 PM
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...was the one who pushed Jack down the hill? Or did he really just "fall"? I am thinking Jill was a meanie and pushed poor old Jack. Jill took out a large life insurance policy out on Jack and to avoid suspicion she went down the hill too.. |
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...was the one who pushed Jack down the hill? Or did he really just "fall"? I am thinking Jill was a meanie and pushed poor old Jack. No man, it's deeper than that...like Jack was out one night drinking cognac with his homies, while Jill was sitting at home tending to the dozen dogs and needed more dog food so she called Jack to see if he could go and pick some up on his way home. So Jack gets this phone call while he is sipping some cognac, and all he hears is "baby, can you pick up some dog food on the way home?", and of course he replies "yea, I can do that" but in the background a girl shouts "I'll be your *****!", this of course confuses Jill as she thought Jack was out studying for his term paper in physics with friends. See, so now Jill is confused, and while Jack was driving to the store she drove past him and careened him off the road...Jack being drunk, slammed into a telephone pole and was ejected from his vehicle, and flew the entire way down the Hollywood Hills.  
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Oh my gosh I can't believe this post!! When I was a young teen, (12 - 15) my best friend was a beauty named Julie, she had twin siblings who were named Jack and Jill. They lived at the bottom of a significant mountain in CA. One day Jack went up the hill (beyond a fence where he was forbidden to go) and Jill followed him....Jack fell down and broke his crown and to this day has a steel plate in his head (which kept him out of Viet Nam) and Jill came tumbling after and died. I swear this a true story!!!  
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Oh my gosh I can't believe this post!! When I was a young teen, (12 - 15) my best friend was a beauty named Julie, she had twin siblings who were named Jack and Jill. They lived at the bottom of a significant mountain in CA. One day Jack went up the hill (beyond a fence where he was forbidden to go) and Jill followed him....Jack fell down and broke his crown and to this day has a steel plate in his head (which kept him out of Viet Nam) and Jill came tumbling after and died. I swear this a true story!!! Thank you.
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Jack was stoned and drunk thats why he fell
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Edited by
Goofball73
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Sat 10/24/09 06:26 PM
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Jack was stoned and drunk thats why he fell That was a myth. After police did a drug screen on Jack, they found that he was, in fact, not stoned. Drunk? Well, it is believed that his blood alcohol level was above the legal limit, but we will never know. That part of the report "mysteriously" vanished. Maybe the three little pigs had something to do with that? |
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No the three little pigs wouldn't do it, it was the wicked witch of the west.
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No the three little pigs wouldn't do it, it was the wicked witch of the west. Hmmmmm...that's the chick with the evil flying monkeys right? Yeah, she would be a suspect. 
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then why did she fall too?! because she felt bad afterwards. |
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then why did she fall too?! because she felt bad afterwards. I'm telling ya it was because she was laughing her azz off cause he meant to push her and missed 
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