So these are the leaders that represent a country that most vote for. Their speeches or replies have children wondering how they got into office.


I will start it off, but if you have more then please do so.

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderberry.

“The internet is a great way to get on the Net.” – Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

“I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t have always agree with them. – President George W. Bush

“Solutions are not the answer.” – President Richard Nixon

“China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese.” – former French president Charles de Gaulle

“A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? It’s a proof. A proof is proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it is proven. – Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien

“I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb. It is a device that explodes. – French ambassador Jacques le Blanc

“I wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a duel.” – Senator Zen Miller to Chris Matthews, during a heated interview on Hardball.

too cute,,,

in theory, I kind of wish the heads of states would duke it out too instead of sending their nations kids to die, but I understand thats like wishing one can turn a frog into a prince.

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." —President George W. Bush, in an interview with the Jerusalem Post, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008


"I've now been in 57 states — I think one left to go." —Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon, May 9, 2008


"We understand the importance of having bondage between parents and their children." -Dan Quayle


“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 2003, in an interview with radio host Sean Hannerty during the California gubernatorial campaign

"Thank you all very much for coming out today." --Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho), at the beginning of his remarks to reporters in which he insisted he was "not gay"

"I have a wide stance." --Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho), explaining why he was arrested for lewd private behavior at an airport restroom, in which an undercover police officer caught him playing footsie in an apparent attempt to solicit sex

"What do you think about that?" --Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho), after handing his Senate business card to the police officer who arrested him for lewd conduct

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future." --Miss South Carolina Teen Lauren Caitlin Upton, after being asked why 1/5th of 1/5th of Americans can't locate the U.S on a world map.


The last one is not a leader thank the god's, but still quite funny and sad.

Am I the only one that gets the creeps from that statement? It's like he's revealing the truth without actually revealing anything if that makes sense.

The greatest Bushism ever is and will always be "Strategery"

I'm glad this whole thing worked out with a happy ending. - Al Gore, referring to when Bill Clinton brought the two female reporters back from Korea. (If it wasn't Clinton, it wouldn't be funny)

Wow amazing! Thanks for sharing this