Again, it's the guys who refer you to a yahoo e-mail:

"Hello Angel
How you doing today Beautiful (more...) One?..Hope u Alright. I am so
sorry if i might have disturbed you with the Matches which i made Lately
to you.My name is Timmy jefferson I was actually Looking up into
justsayhi.com when i saw your Awesome Profile attracted my face.and i
decided to look Your profile and Hope we get to talk and maybe know each
other Better. I Hope to Hear from you in earnest and incase if u dont
mind talking through an Instant Messenger,Physical beauty is only skin
deep, inner beauty is to be cherished.Discovering a bit of beauty in
everyone is priceless.I am generally easy going, with varied interests
and a general love of my life.and am also looking for a serious and
longterm relationship,caring,honest,soulmate,friendship and companion. I
tend to be a glass half full type of person...I am gentle and easy going
I do have an ID with the Yahoo Home and its *tjefferson45@yahoo.com or
and instant im at {tjefferson45}. Take care of yourself and Have a Nice
Day Cutie....Bye for now, Hope to hear from u soon ..........jefferson
Timmy"

River....

Sorry honey, I'm sitting here shaking my head...sounds like an email
that I got yesterday....

Hi Dear,

Am quite new here, i saw your profile and it really caught my interest,
i read your profile and i believe we match each other, i want you to
read my profile and tell me what you feel.
I dont have a picture on here but you can send me a short note on my
yahoo and ill send you some of me, it stebflypea****@yahoo.com, hope to
hear from you soon.

Love Always... Rick

I emailed him back....saying "Love Always" this is the FIRST email that
you ever sent me....

I throw my hands up in the air....and let it be.

-Joanne

at least it looks like yours could spell. Mine is gibberish!

Hey river, when i get e-mails like that i'll reply with the following: I
like making new friends but I just have a few questions 1) do you live
in the US but are you in Africa for business or visiting a very sick
mother? 2) do you need a visa/green card to gain access to the US? If
you answer yes to any or all then please move on to next female because
my name is "Can't Help You".

I never hear from them again.

cashay68, that's too funny.

River-I think your guys sister emailed me today, the spelling (or lack
of it) is almost identical! Yeeha! Lucky me!

Puffins-if you email them back that will only encourage-be careful!

Well, then Nusalor, it's settled. I'll take the brother, and you take
the sister. Wow! We found our soul mates on JHS!

JB....

Should I just IGNORE it then? Like it was never sent, if I read it, he
will know.... I was thinking of just deleting it?


-Joanne

A friend of mine told me to try this the next time I get one of those
e-mails. She said to email him the follow: Hello (insert their name),
You'd think I would really feel special that you e-mailed me a letter
filled with love. But I'm not the kind to share with my friend, sister,
cousin, niece and nephew, who you also emailed letters filled with love.
So for my nephews's sake, he thinks your cute and you may be the one, I
must decline your letter of love

oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn I deleted my soulmate...

LMAO I GOT ONE TOO I couldn't figure out what the heck
the guy (?) was saying!
Never replied cause well just cause I couldn't figure it out!

Cashay, you crack me up!!! :)