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Test for Smart People...I have determined that you qualify.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.  Just something to start your day off with a smile...... 
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very nice
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How big is your fridge?
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I like that.
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I got one question right.
What does that make me? Oh boy I shouldn't have asked that. |
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How big is your fridge? Hummm see this is why I was thinking butcher first then the fridge lmao 
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 Very cute.
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Test for Smart People...I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. Just something to start your day off with a smile...... That was cute.
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Anderson Consulting? Isn't that the new name of Coopers/Lybrand who said that Enron's books were solid? They F*ed that up so bad they changed their name to get the stink out.
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I got one question right. What does that make me? Oh boy I shouldn't have asked that. Lmao ohhh well heck on the last question see I figured I would take the elephant out of the fridge and use it as a boat so go figure what does that say about me......... Hummmm don't answer that
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I got all of them wrong.
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Edited by
wux
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Sat 10/24/09 06:29 PM
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Lmao ohhh well heck on the last question see I figured I would take the elephant out of the fridge and use it as a boat so go figure what does that say about me......... Hummmm don't answer that That confuses me even more. How can you use an elephant as a boat? I am getting f8ing stupider by the minute. "Hal... I can feel my mind is going." |
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Edited by
TxsGal3333
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Sun 10/25/09 09:14 AM
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Lmao ohhh well heck on the last question see I figured I would take the elephant out of the fridge and use it as a boat so go figure what does that say about me......... Hummmm don't answer that That confuses me even more. How can you use an elephant as a boat? I am getting f8ing stupider by the minute. "Hal... I can feel my mind is going." No was thinking using the fridge as the boat ya know take off the doors it is hollow inside. Okay so I did not consider it would not float or would it?
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