THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM TOPIC EVER.

What is the worst place or situation you..

A. Farted

B. Burped

C. Got caught picking your nose

D. Got caught picking a wedgie.

How did you play it off? Were you successful in playing it off?

This is meant to be funny!

i am a man, i have no shame

^^What he said

Buttpoke Michigan , small town........never go there

you forgot to make it purple. Until then, I abstain.

It is now is that better? hehehehe

As the other guys said,BUT there was a time when i was about 18,i was into my body building,stayed at my mates,got up in the morning and thort his mum and dad were out,so i went into the kitchin in my boxers,jumped out singing acion man the greatist hero of them all!,flexing my muscles and all that!,only to have jumped out on his mum cooking sunday lunch!,made her jump,she cut her finger and had to have 6 stitchs!,the shame!

Okay you want really gross?? I apparently came down with a stomach virus first day back to work after Christmas 89'. It came on so suddenly that my boss called my husband to come and get me. I worked on the 4th floor, in a building with tons of lawyers etc in suits in the floors above. We get on the elevator on 4 to go down to lobby and I feel it coming....again. I actually, ugg, swallowed it back down. The doors open I took two steps and down I went on a marble lobby floor, in a tight straight skirt on my hands and knees puking my guts up, while all these people, men and women in suits just stepped right over me. Talk about embarrassing!!!!!!

Ahh,the joy!