This fact makes sense! The more I continue my education the less time I have to nurture a relationship; this is not a priority anymore and trying is only a distraction.

10 years ago -- and now -- I had/have no interest in a one-night stand.

Now, I'm almost done with my master's and even though I would love to have a relationship, I don't have time. I'm taking time off before my PhD program because I want to relax for a year.

I miss sex!

"Hit it and quit it" is a concept more appealing lately!

Fran, thank you for validating my potential for a one-night stand!

You can almost feel the wind from men near major college campuses everywhere rushing for directories of female Ph. D. candidates...

Melody -

Gator

A smart, beautiful woman that just needs a little sex in her life.

Don't be intimidated guys. All she requires from you is a 15 minute orgasm!

Lewis! Stop that -- talk about setting a high expectation! 12 minutes will do just fine!

Camel's milk does not curdle.

The felt tip pen was invented by the American C.I.A. in an attempt to make a poison pen. The poison would not flow through a fountain pen.

Sharks hate Dolphins, I don't know why this is but it's true. They avoid dolphins like the plague, just as elephants do to mice.