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| Topic: Newbies whining again. tear me a new arsehole | |
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I really can't pick on a man that wears that shirt out in public.
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Snuffy's so dumb that when someone asked him to name the
capitol of Montana, he answered "Hannah". |
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Snuffy's so dumb that he had to call information
just so he could get the number to 911. |
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Duffy's mama is so fat,
Goodyear hired her to hover over football games. |
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Duffy's family was so poor that Blues singers would
show up at their house when they had writer's block. |
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Snuffy's so dumb that recently he had a beautiful Woman say to him " baby.. I really want whats in your pants!!"
then he handed her his wallet. |
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*plays along*
Snuffy's so off-setting that violence-porn recategorized itself so that it wouldn't be associated with this individual. |
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*plays along* Snuffy's so off-setting that violence-porn recategorized itself so that it wouldn't be associated with this individual. What? |
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*plays along* Snuffy's so off-setting that violence-porn recategorized itself so that it wouldn't be associated with this individual. What? I'm wondering about that one, too. 
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*plays along* Snuffy's so off-setting that violence-porn recategorized itself so that it wouldn't be associated with this individual. What? I'm wondering about that one, too.
Snuff = death porn. Death porn preferring to be unassociated with you implies you are more heinous than this clearly illegal and sickening industry. Maybe I should have set that up better? |
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Oh, I get it..now..I guess. It was funny like The New Yorker funny, in a way.
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Thats going just a little too far Mikey. I actually had me one of them newfangled organic women this weekend. Did you dig her up yourself? |
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Thats going just a little too far Mikey. I actually had me one of them newfangled organic women this weekend. Did you dig her up yourself? Took me a second to get it, but nice. Good contribution. Well done. |
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