PeteThePirate


PeteThePirate Joined Sat 09/05/09 Posts: 4	Tue 10/20/09 03:14 PM Topic: Newbies whining again. tear me a new arsehole
Thats going just a little too far Mikey. I actually had me one of them newfangled organic women this weekend. Did you dig her up yourself?

PeteThePirate Joined Sat 09/05/09 Posts: 4	Tue 10/20/09 11:50 AM Topic: Rate Me
"one of them there chicks who want to talk and think and shyt". As opposed to "one of them there chicks who want to think and talk shyt"

PeteThePirate Joined Sat 09/05/09 Posts: 4	Tue 10/20/09 11:41 AM Topic: Unconfirmed Odd Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee I was married to the one that managed to heat the perculator

PeteThePirate Joined Sat 09/05/09 Posts: 4	Tue 10/20/09 11:38 AM Topic: Rate Me
Well, you do go on a bit. So you go to the gym and love animals, you're caring and kind. You sound like the child of Mother Theresa and Rambo. Can you cook? Can you do ironing? Can you hoover properly? These arec the important questions!