"How come everytime you dial a wrong number, it just never happens to be busy? "

if it was busy...how would you know it was a wrong number?

Baby oil from babies.....ewwww, especially if it hasn't been properly washed....

I.. am not going to ask...
Why you are 'deviling' bout that, lol.

I used to work daycare and some of those babies, well, I wouldn't want any oil that came from them.

For example..

If this country revolves around free speech, why are phone bills so expensive?

Why is it when most people, when driving, find themselves looking for an address decide to turn the radio down?

If there was a word misspelled in the dictionary, how would you know?

If necessity is the mother of invention, howcome so many unnecessary things are invented?

Where do all the solutions go once a politician is finally elected?

If you are driving the speed of light, what happens when you flick on your headlights?

Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you actually accomplished?

If CON is the opposite of PRO, isn't it fair to say that CONGRESS is the opposite of PROGRESS?

What do you call a fly who has now wings? Walk?

How come everytime you dial a wrong number, it just never happens to be busy?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Can vampires get AID's?

Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called shipment, but when you transfer something by boat it's called cargo?

...and last but not least..

Olive oil comes from olives so that means baby oil comes from... what?

Hmmm Are we doing some "lite" thinking? giggle