An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks
into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid

As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent.

Over the course of the evening they get chatting.


At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her
$200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world, and is
short of funds, she agrees.



The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters an after
showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again
for $200. She remembers the night before and is only to happy to agree.


This goes on for 5 nights.



On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and
sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more
attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she
goes over and sits next to him.


she asks him where he's from in Australia. - "Melbourne", he tells her.


So am I. What suburb?" she enquirers. "Glen Iris" he replies.


That's amazing........." she says excitedly, "..........so am I, what
street?"



"Cameo Street" he replies.


This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering.

"What number?"



"Number 20", he replies.


She is totally astonished.


You are NOT going to believe this........", she screams, "but I'm from
number 22! My parents still live there!"


"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"

thanks for making me laugh this morning.

Hilirious indeed