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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 10/14/09 08:06 AM
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A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio.
The Texas LaborDepartment got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his helpand sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board. But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the investigator. "That would be me," replied the rancher.   |
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OMG that is funny!!!
 
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