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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 10/11/09 04:18 AM
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Frank was excited about his new array of weapons and decided to try bear hunting.
He travels up to Alaska, spots a bear in a clearing and shoots it. He runs into the clearing. NO BEAR. There was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big bear. The bear said, "You're not a very good shot. Are you?" I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he took his gun with the telescopic sight. He saw the bear once again in a clearing, took aim and shot it. He ran into the clearing. NO BEAR. There was, once again, a tap on his shoulder. The same bear stood right next to him and said, "YOU again. Look. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or I get my friends to have sex with you." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with he bear than be mauled to death. So the bear called ALL his friends, and they had their way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered. Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska with his most powerful hunting rifle. An Elephant gun, and managed to track down the bear and shoot it. He ran into the clearing, looked around. NO BEAR Once again, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find the bear standing there. The bear looked at him, sighed and said , " You know something Frank, I don't think you come here for the hunting, do you?"   
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Hmmmmm! Yes;do tell Frank for the truth shall set U free.
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This where those 'Gay Bear' dating sites get their start.
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Frank was excited about his new array of weapons and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a bear in a clearing and shoots it. He runs into the clearing. NO BEAR. There was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big bear. The bear said, "You're not a very good shot. Are you?" I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he took his gun with the telescopic sight. He saw the bear once again in a clearing, took aim and shot it. He ran into the clearing. NO BEAR. There was, once again, a tap on his shoulder. The same bear stood right next to him and said, "YOU again. Look. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or I get my friends to have sex with you." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with he bear than be mauled to death. So the bear called ALL his friends, and they had their way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered. Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska with his most powerful hunting rifle. An Elephant gun, and managed to track down the bear and shoot it. He ran into the clearing, looked around. NO BEAR Once again, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find the bear standing there. The bear looked at him, sighed and said , " You know something Frank, I don't think you come here for the hunting, do you?"
OMFG 
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