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Do shave your junk, just in case Eeeeeew...gay! Ya! Eeeeewww!! |
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Do tell her you will call her but don't
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Do shave your junk, just in case Eeeeeew...gay! Ya! Eeeeewww!! Nasty hairy |
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don't push away from the dinner table and yell "Whooooieeee, that was some mighty fine bowel packins!"
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don't push away from the dinner table and yell "Whooooieeee, that was some mighty fine bowel packins!" |
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Do shave your junk, just in case Eeeeeew...gay! Ya! Eeeeewww!! Nasty hairy No what's is nasty stubbly junk!! |
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Do shave your junk, just in case Eeeeeew...gay! Is it? |
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1. DON’T get ahead of yourself 2. DO be open to unexpected date ideas 3. DON’T go somewhere overflowing with eye candy 4. DO wear flats 5. DO wear sexy underwear 6. DO bring dental supplies with you 7. DO call a friend for a pep talk 8. DON’T wear anything too sexy over the underwear 9. DO Facebook him 10. DON’T let him know you’ve been Google-stalking him all week 11. DON’T drink and date 12. DO have a positive attitude 13. DO order a big-girl meal 14. DON’T question his height 15. DO act interested in what he is saying 16. DON’T turn your dates into therapy sessions 17. DON’T psychoanalyze your date 18. DON’T get too personal 19. DON’T talk about your ex 20. No, really, DON’T talk about your ex 21. DO discuss issues that are important to you 22. DON’T talk about sex 23. DON’T let him take you to a second location if you don’t like him 24. DON’T try to add him as a Facebook friend after the first date 25. DO break the dating rules DON'T ever say "I Love You" |
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Do shave your junk, just in case Eeeeeew...gay! Ya! Eeeeewww!! Nasty hairy No what's is nasty stubbly junk!! Word! ... and narsty bumps w/ it ... |
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don't talk on your cell phone
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DO make sure ya wearing ya good Teeth
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DO make sure ya wearing ya good Teeth ... ... ... |
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Don't let them know your kids are aspiring convicts...lol
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Do where clothes that are your going out with grown folks clothes versus your hang around the house clothes...lol
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DO make sure ya wearing ya good Teeth ... ... ... well it was either that or wear ya best hair piece |
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Don't tell them you were the opposite sex before the operation....
at least on the first date.. |
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Do try to get the grease out of your nails and out of your hair prior to that first date...lol
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Do not chew your tebaccy on the first date but be sure to let her know you do it.
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don't push away from the dinner table and yell "Whooooieeee, that was some mighty fine bowel packins!" Now that is funny |
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