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| Topic: Do's and Don'ts of Dating. | |
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DO have a friend call in case you need a quick exit
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wax it We call it polish in the UK you are talking about shoes arnt you?  Anna x
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Do stuff something in your undies to make a good impression
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DO wear a very attractive cleavage shirt
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Do ask to see the divorce papers
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Do use a strawberry douche....just in case
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Do use the popcorn trick if at a movie
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DO shave your armpits ladies if you plan on wearing a sleeveless (cleavage) shirt.
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3. Don't stare at his crotch Look at her eyes when she talks - not any lower. |
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don't jump on the table and drop your pants yelling "YeeeeeHawwwwww Rodeo!!" while waggling at her
just trust me on this one |
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don't jump on the table and drop your pants yelling "YeeeeeHawwwwww Rodeo!!" while waggling at her just trust me on this one A drunk night?
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Edited by
Dancere
on
Sat 10/10/09 07:49 PM
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Do bring her flowers and tell her she is beautiful to you.. You prince, you ... fine broth of a lad ... 
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Do expand the truth about your financial status
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DON'T tell him you live in a van down by the river
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don't jump on the table and drop your pants yelling "YeeeeeHawwwwww Rodeo!!" while waggling at her just trust me on this one Now see, w/ the proper mood music in the background and some Nag Champa stick burnin? ... ... That would work on my watch ... But, hey ... that's just me ... hard wired for wagglin' dance folly, from my man that is ... 
Yiiiiiiiiiiiii ~ peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...  ... Yowza ... !!!
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DO NOT tell him all 6 of your kids are from different dads.
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Do put something in her drink to make sure it will be a good date
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DON'T tell him you live in a van down by the river 
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 dont fart at the dinner table.
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DON'T tell him you live in a van down by the river
One of the best SNL sketches... |
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