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Topic: What is Mr Right Exactly
Atlantis75's photo
Fri 10/09/09 03:27 PM
I'd like to have some of the stuff these 2 ladies above me smoking. Too many smilies! laugh

MelodyGirl's photo
Fri 10/09/09 03:40 PM

Mr Right....

a description that can be an ongoing thing...

Must be 5'5, 6', 6'3, 6'9...

Must have brown, black, blonde, red, no hair...that is short, medium, long, curly, straight, highlighted.

Must have blue, brown, black, green, hazel, glass eyes....

Must have a slim, fit, medium, heavy, muscled, soft physique...

Must have tattoos, piercings, hairy chest, clean skinned, tanned, pale, freckled, scarred...

Must have teeth, no teeth, false teeth...

Must have long, short, button, roman nose...

Must have impeccible biker, geek, sports, executive, redneck dress sense...

Must have truck, bike, car, boat, plane, tricycle...

Must have high paying, low income, unemployed means of financial support....

Must smoke, weed, tobacco, pipe, cigars, fish, almonds...

Must drink water, beer, rum, tequila, copiously....

Must have long, thick, short, thin, functioning, impotent penis...

Must know how to fix any technology that hasn't been invented yet, curl hair, undo bras, do up corsets, buy tampons...


Ad finitum.....or Ad nauseum...


bigsmile pitchfork

rofl




Guilty! slaphead

The irony -- the last two boyfriends I had were nothing like my normal "type". Which means despite my preference, I am open to meeting anyone who will make me SQUEEEEEE! smitten :laughing:

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Sat 10/10/09 11:02 AM
Im thinking there is no Mr.Right or Miss Right. Its coming to be its the Miss Right or Mr. Right there. Whoever is within driving/walking distance.

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Sat 10/10/09 11:20 AM


Mr Right....

a description that can be an ongoing thing...

Must be 5'5, 6', 6'3, 6'9...

Must have brown, black, blonde, red, no hair...that is short, medium, long, curly, straight, highlighted.

Must have blue, brown, black, green, hazel, glass eyes....

Must have a slim, fit, medium, heavy, muscled, soft physique...

Must have tattoos, piercings, hairy chest, clean skinned, tanned, pale, freckled, scarred...

Must have teeth, no teeth, false teeth...

Must have long, short, button, roman nose...

Must have impeccible biker, geek, sports, executive, redneck dress sense...

Must have truck, bike, car, boat, plane, tricycle...

Must have high paying, low income, unemployed means of financial support....

Must smoke, weed, tobacco, pipe, cigars, fish, almonds...

Must drink water, beer, rum, tequila, copiously....

Must have long, thick, short, thin, functioning, impotent penis...

Must know how to fix any technology that hasn't been invented yet, curl hair, undo bras, do up corsets, buy tampons...


Ad finitum.....or Ad nauseum...


bigsmile pitchfork

rofl




Guilty! slaphead

The irony -- the last two boyfriends I had were nothing like my normal "type". Which means despite my preference, I am open to meeting anyone who will make me SQUEEEEEE! smitten :laughing:


Same here.laugh flowerforyou

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Sat 10/10/09 11:21 AM

Im thinking there is no Mr.Right or Miss Right. Its coming to be its the Miss Right or Mr. Right there. Whoever is within driving/walking distance.


Or flying...or a train ride....or a horse and buggy ride...oh the possibilities are endless.:banana:

4974's photo
Sat 10/10/09 11:22 AM
mr. right is whats right for me...application available

PATSFAN's photo
Sat 10/10/09 11:23 AM

whatever happened to mr. lefthuh




He's busy going out on dateslaugh

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Sat 10/10/09 11:25 AM


Im thinking there is no Mr.Right or Miss Right. Its coming to be its the Miss Right or Mr. Right there. Whoever is within driving/walking distance.


Or flying...or a train ride....or a horse and buggy ride...oh the possibilities are endless.:banana:
ya but they dont want to do that. Its too much work!!! slaphead

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Sat 10/10/09 11:28 AM



Im thinking there is no Mr.Right or Miss Right. Its coming to be its the Miss Right or Mr. Right there. Whoever is within driving/walking distance.


Or flying...or a train ride....or a horse and buggy ride...oh the possibilities are endless.:banana:
ya but they dont want to do that. Its too much work!!! slaphead


That's when you show them your boobies, men will do anything for boobies....rofl

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Sat 10/10/09 11:30 AM




Im thinking there is no Mr.Right or Miss Right. Its coming to be its the Miss Right or Mr. Right there. Whoever is within driving/walking distance.


Or flying...or a train ride....or a horse and buggy ride...oh the possibilities are endless.:banana:
ya but they dont want to do that. Its too much work!!! slaphead


That's when you show them your boobies, men will do anything for boobies....rofl
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