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what ever happened to mr. left  I saw a woman looking for him the other day, not sure if she found him, but it was on her profile. |
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 MR RIGHT IS A "NICE GUY" Pfft, nice guys are lameeeee, bring me the evil hot man who can spell.....  EYE KAN SPELL GUDE
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A lot of women will SAY they're "Ms. Right"....the trouble is, they constantly seem to neglect to tell you their first name is "Always". 
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 the last one sounds good  hahahahahahahaha... this one is a classic!
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what ever happened to mr. left I saw a woman looking for him the other day, not sure if she found him, but it was on her profile. maybe that is the prob,to many hang to the left so women are looking for mr. right...hmmmmmmm
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Edited by
LadyOfMagic
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Fri 10/09/09 02:28 PM
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The thing about people..especially men being the visual creatures that they are..tend to gravitate toward the shinny wrapping paper types when the right one just might be a brown paper bag type..They don't want to see anything passed what they think is perfect which often leaves them hurt and alone cuz Mr/Mrs Shiny Wrapping Paper turned on them. It's not hard to wrap yourself in shiny wrapping paper.... It is if thats not the true you..eventually playing dress up will get old and the real person starts to show up. Maybe, but most of my relationships never last that long anyway, so by the time the real me shows up, he'll be gone anyway.  LOL..Well the real me is all up in my profile..I don't believe in tricks and lies so I've laid it all out right in my profile..That way no one can say "I didn't know" Which is probably why my mailbox stays still for so long..lol. |
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whatever happened to mr. left  He smoked a joint and thru his last girlfriend thru a window
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whatever happened to mr. left He smoked a joint and thru his last girlfriend thru a window
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The thing about people..especially men being the visual creatures that they are..tend to gravitate toward the shinny wrapping paper types when the right one just might be a brown paper bag type..They don't want to see anything passed what they think is perfect which often leaves them hurt and alone cuz Mr/Mrs Shiny Wrapping Paper turned on them. It's not hard to wrap yourself in shiny wrapping paper.... It is if thats not the true you..eventually playing dress up will get old and the real person starts to show up. Maybe, but most of my relationships never last that long anyway, so by the time the real me shows up, he'll be gone anyway. LOL..Well the real me is all up in my profile..I don't believe in tricks and lies so I've laid it all out right in my profile..That way no one can say "I didn't know" Which is probably why my mailbox stays still for so long..lol. 
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When i was in the Middle East I bought some Persian rugs...the owner of the shop told me that every Persian rug has an intentional mistake because only Allah or God - and no man or woman - is perfect.
I look at my Persian rugs...and they're beautiful. Maybe we should be satisfied with our little defects...and find happiness within ourselves and within our significant others. 
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He is a mythical creature that lives with all the unicorns, Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster.
Now, anybody seen Mr. Right Now?
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He is a mythical creature that lives with all the unicorns, Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster. Now, anybody seen Mr. Right Now? he went that way ------------> |
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<---- Mr. Right. He is always right, even when he isn't, he thinks he is.
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He is a mythical creature that lives with all the unicorns, Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster. Now, anybody seen Mr. Right Now? he went that way ------------> Thanks Call, but I'll let him find me. Mr. Right now always does.
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women who say they are looking for mr.perfect or mr.right,are basically saying cause of their bad choices in the men they have picked feel they deserve better even though they thought the guys were perfect 15 times before
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Mr Right?
He's right here! And I ain't sharing! I have seen some close replications, and a few minor imitations about...and heard there were plans of cloning him, with the moon water the nasa geeks are bottling. |
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Looking for Mr. Right may seem a bit cliche but it beats a gal looking for....
Mr. Right Now Mr. Will you pay my bills Mr. You can make me citizen Mr. Now I don't have to live with my parents Mr. Baby(s) needs a Daddy Mr. Will you make my Ex jealouse Mr. Ooooh I just love your Harley, boat, or other expensive toy Mr. I need my roof/car/toilet fixed. Mr. I don't have Insurance benifits but yours are good. Mr. Get me out of this small town/crowded city Mr. Monogomous regular sex Mr. You beat getting a room-mate Mr. Has a car Mr. I don't want to die alone Mr. Keep my rotten kids from running over me Mr. I have chronically picked Mr.Wrong or actually looking for Mr. Wrong Of course none of those type of women are on Mingle |
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Edited by
Jess642
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Fri 10/09/09 03:07 PM
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Mr Right....
a description that can be an ongoing thing... Must be 5'5, 6', 6'3, 6'9... Must have brown, black, blonde, red, no hair...that is short, medium, long, curly, straight, highlighted. Must have blue, brown, black, green, hazel, glass eyes.... Must have a slim, fit, medium, heavy, muscled, soft physique... Must have tattoos, piercings, hairy chest, clean skinned, tanned, pale, freckled, scarred... Must have teeth, no teeth, false teeth... Must have long, short, button, roman nose... Must have impeccible biker, geek, sports, executive, redneck dress sense... Must have truck, bike, car, boat, plane, tricycle... Must have high paying, low income, unemployed means of financial support.... Must smoke, weed, tobacco, pipe, cigars, fish, almonds... Must drink water, beer, rum, tequila, copiously.... Must have long, thick, short, thin, functioning, impotent penis... Must know how to fix any technology that hasn't been invented yet, curl hair, undo bras, do up corsets, buy tampons... Ad finitum.....or Ad nauseum...   |
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