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 U: I am calling in sick today and probably tomorrow. Boss: Are U ok, I really need u to come in. U: I have anal gloacoma. Boss: What is that?  U: I cant SEE my ASS coming into work today. Also work for School, etc HeHe 
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I didn't call in sick today...I called in missing...Told them they would probably find my face on a milk carton someplace!!!!!!  
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lol
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I called in dead today, ran out of sick days
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Did you tell them you were calling from beyond the grave grey??????
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Hey blueyes can I have your job?
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Love it!!!!!!!!!
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Have to remember that one
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Too funny!!! :)
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You: I can't come to work today, I'm sick.
Boss: You don't sound sick to me. You: Well, I'm F***ing my dog, is that sick enough for you? I stole this from Uncle Larry (the comedian) |
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Blueyes....
LOVE it, will definately have to remember that one.... Spider... All I have to say is EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW |
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Depending upon how well u know ur boss could be great joke started, or
sure fired way to GET FIRED. Donald Trump: Youre Fired, SECURITY! U: U cant fire ME, I have Anal Glacoma! VERY contagious! Hehe
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Not going to work on my boss.
She's a nurse practitioner. 
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I cant call in sick I am a stay at home mom sometimes need a day off ,but cant |
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You need a "call in a nanny day" not a call in sick day.
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yeah lol that would work
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