Topic: Attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.
uk1971's photo
Mon 10/05/09 07:26 AM
A wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers
in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times till her husband says,
”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?”
“Yes,”
she answers, seductively.
“Thank goodness for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.”

bigsmile :banana:

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Mon 10/05/09 06:59 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

harrypotter2's photo
Tue 10/06/09 02:34 AM

A wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers
in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times till her husband says,
”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?”
“Yes,”
she answers, seductively.
“Thank goodness for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.”

bigsmile :banana:




Englishrose2's photo
Tue 10/06/09 02:36 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl