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Chuck Norris CAN belive its not butter
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I once saw Chuck Norris slam a revolving door.
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Nobody can kick Chuck Norris's @$$ except CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts
Chuck Norris BREAKS Legs! |
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Edited by
towards_the_light
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Wed 10/07/09 02:05 PM
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Chuck Norris once had a wife. She asked him "why can you not be beaten?" he replyed "how dare you question the chuck" and he round kicked her in the face and she died... Two years later chuck remembered this day and thought it was ironic and laughed so loud everyone in a 10mile radius went deef
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Chuck Norris is so tough he can unscramble eggs
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