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Topic: Say a short poem for the person above you to show them you c
no photo
Wed 12/02/09 12:16 PM

yes you win
i cant be arsed to begin
but if i was on form
i`d rip this up with the sickest of smut
your face would melt and it would turn your gut
tingles through your spine with every verse and rhyme
but you know im far to rude to be openly veiwed
i`ll keep it for privite cos im a dirty little ****
so here is your crown go flaunt it round mingle town
your definatly blessed

you just beat the best


They killed Siddhartha while he was meditating...
how frustrating...
we throw out our hearts and get a bypass
in a rusty cart.

Sharris's photo
Wed 12/02/09 12:33 PM
Blow the trumpet from this vine
a young pied piper, I follow rhyme
Wit and wisdom felling these
I will learn to stay out of trees.
Lightning has a purpose, quite
Striking once, and frying thrice.
Play on Piper Man above
I say it now, this game's a love.
RL 12/2/2009

delilady's photo
Wed 12/02/09 01:11 PM
Her poetry inspires
and brings us a smile
In our hearts, it lights fires
and makes us dream for awhile

matt_1959's photo
Wed 12/02/09 01:17 PM
ROLE IT, POKE IT,
LIGHT IT, SMOKE IT,
CRUMBLE, STUMBLE,
PASS IT TO UR FLATMATE,
PIPE SOME, BONG SOME,
USE A BIT OF HOMEGRONE,
SUCK IT, BUCKET,
INHALE TO GET STONED,
WEED NEED, THAI STICK,
GANJA ALWAYS DOSE THE TRICK,
ROPE DOPE, MARY JANE,
SMOKE THE CHIT,
GET INSANE,
BOGART, EYES THAT SMART,
ROLLIN HAS BECOME AN ART,
PASS THE J TO THE L
AND WE'LL ALL GET
STONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS IF I RYMED THAT CHIT YA I MUST B HIGH

ashley_renee's photo
Wed 12/02/09 01:43 PM

Hey Ashley Renee,
What do you say,
Us pretty ladies sit around,
Talking about all these hot men to be found,
Whether they're ficticious or real,
Subtley sexy or a big damn deal,
You and I seem to agree on the sexiest vamp,
In the whole Twilight camp,
Is that big ol' softy Emmett,
And his big dirty truck,
Thought I'll admit Jacob is the one that I'd like to ****

(Only word I could thnk of that rhymed with truck laugh )


(First thing: LOL!!! Loved that one!)

Okay I'll admit that Jacob is hot
But sitting in jail for banging him is something I'd rather not.
Emmett is of legal age and that suits me fine
Because his muscles are something I want to be mine

But back to the real guys here
They've got something to fear
Pancakes could be considered competition
All these other guys use repitition.

Let me tell you one thing though
one thing I do know
pancake is pretty cute for a Michigan boy
beating him with our rhymes is something I'm going to enjoy.


matt_1959's photo
Wed 12/02/09 02:37 PM
I Like
I like them in the rain
I like them in sunshine
I like them after whisky
I like them after wine
I like them when they ignore me
And I like them when they pine
I like them narrow
I like them wide
I like them from the front
I like them from the side
I like them button nosed
And I like them almond eyed
I like them in the dark
I like them in the light
I like them in the day
I like them in the night
I like them from the left
And I like them from the right
I like them in the winter
I like them in the spring
I like them if they’re dowdy
I like them if they’re bling
I like them if they’re distant
And I like them if they cling
I like them fragrant
I like them farty
I like them demure
I like them tarty
I like them homespun
And I like them at a party
I like them blonde
I like them red
I like them single
I like them wed
I like them common
And I like them well bred
I like them black
I like them brown
I like them in a dress
I like them in a gown
I like them with a smile
And I like them with a frown
I like them straight
I like them round
I like them free
I like them bound
I like them by the inch
And I like them by the pound
I like them small
I like them pert
I like them in shorts
I like them in a skirt
I like them coy
And I like them when they flirt
I like them big
I like them small
I like them short
I like them tall
But I like them willing
Most of all

Sharris's photo
Wed 12/02/09 03:33 PM

Her poetry inspires
and brings us a smile
In our hearts, it lights fires
and makes us dream for awhile


Soup is on,
Can hardly wait
All we need, now
that fabulous date.

mendy2's photo
Wed 12/02/09 03:44 PM
I LIKE IT--1080--GREAT

matt_1959's photo
Wed 12/02/09 03:46 PM
thanks iv bin working on it for days now

mendy2's photo
Wed 12/02/09 03:53 PM
I need you in the morning
I need you in the moon light
I need you while Iam eatting
I need you when Iam asleep
I need you for keeps
I need you under the blankets
I need you on top of the sheets
I need you to say I love you
I need you when I feel weak
I need you to brush away my hair
I need you when I give you that stare
I need you when I feel alone
I need you to come home
I need you to hold me tight
I need you and Ill become your wife
I need you

matt_1959's photo
Wed 12/02/09 03:58 PM
OK U GOT ME WHEN IS THE WEDDING

ashley_renee's photo
Wed 12/02/09 06:23 PM
Do all of the poems have to be nice?
His aren't even poems that you want to read twice.
And the caps are killing my eyes.
If I were to be nice I'd be telling lies.

His spelling could use spell check.
His lack of puncuation is like a car wreck.
He's emailed me sweet nothings before
I hope to God there isn't any more.

He just got schooled by a girl.
I hope his ego doesn't go for a whirl.
Use spell check next time, man.
Or this is going to happen again.


jasmine3922's photo
Thu 12/03/09 02:52 AM
Roses are red
The site's getting crazy
Some people are quick-witted
Some people are lazy.

Oh, what a surprise
The topic is men
It's a never-ending saga
Here we go again.

Men who can love
Men who can spell
Men who can ( you know what)
Oh....what the hell!

DirkGently's photo
Thu 12/03/09 04:22 AM
she's quick witted
and a musical mind
she loves plying games
but always seems kind


isaac_dede's photo
Thu 12/03/09 08:42 AM
Edited by isaac_dede on Thu 12/03/09 08:42 AM
I don't know much about this guy
Except his name might be Dirk
Doesn't really seem to shy
And so far not a jerk

BL4766's photo
Thu 12/03/09 08:48 AM
If you look past the picture....this is what you'll see.....
serious, honest, funny....and a good friend to me!drinker

isaac_dede's photo
Thu 12/03/09 08:59 AM
Becky, I'm glad I know
A woman that runs the show
A Chatty Cathy That's for sure
But if you listen
and pay attention
you'll never bore

mendy2's photo
Thu 12/03/09 05:25 PM
ok matt-1959
so you say youll be mine?
Well it no crime
I say it with ryhme
Ill say it on time
will you be mind?
or maybe Ill pass until
next time

jasmine3922's photo
Thu 12/03/09 11:44 PM
Holy Cow....Can this be true
Another romance on Mingle2?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw what they said
But will it end in...."I Do"?

mendy2's photo
Fri 12/04/09 01:54 PM
I dont think so
well you want to know
how I know
He just a friend
a friend to he end
But if he was younger
then wed see how
it all would end

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