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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 40 | |
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Has a bumper sticker on the tractor that says
my other car is a CubCadet Ex Series. |
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THINKS MY TRACTOR IS SEXY...........
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Loves to listen to Wham on his headphones while driving the tractor
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he's been involved in several walk by fruitings
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Loves her wings buffalo'd
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Vacumes her house naked.
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 Hi Johnboy - haven't seen you for awhile 
He tips the paper boy with advice about women Scorpio: tips the waitress based upon cleavage
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Always says "Throw me a bone." before sex.
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Thinks Dr. Phil invented the Philharmonic Orchestra
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Is inventing a series of new drinks with various different names such as the Raging Boner and the Crotchless Panty....
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he is suing because he invented it first
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Only smokes after sex...consequently has had the same pack of cigarettes since 1992.
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He is making stop animation porn with barbies he found at the thrift store
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Invented a machine that does all her paintings for her.
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When he calls places he uses a British Accent to say "Please hold for Mr. Scorpio" to make himself feel important
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Starred in a spy porno called James Bondage.
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Wraps himself in tensor bandages just because he likes how it feels
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Only gets drunk on days that end with the letter y.
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he bought canned tuna to release into his fish tank
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Once had a CAT scan just to see her thoughts.
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