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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 40 | |
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he charges by the mile
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AND I CHARGE HER FOR A MILE OF WHAT.......... WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW?????????
   
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Makes home drug deliveries on roller blades.
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Is addicted to grape popsicles
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Is publishing a book with a sandpaper cover so it will mess up all the other books in your library.
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Takes it personally when lemons squirt him in the eye
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Got thrown out of McDonald's Playland for bullying kids.
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not likely ... they said I was too big for the slide  He is learning the art of tantra through origami
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Is writing haiku from scrambled Magic ball quotes.
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he cuts the words out of children's stories and rearranges them looking for hidden meanings
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All her pictures on her walls are hung upside down.
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Draws child-like illustrations for technical manuals.
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writes books in pig latin
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Does karaoke in sign language.
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Lost a bet with his buddy and had to dress in a pink tutu while singing "Pretty Woman"
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Really, really digs The Village People.
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Thought Hemingway was a street
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Thinks F. Scott Fitzgerald is an investment firm.
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Steals garden gnomes
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dressed his dog up in silly costumes
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