a true contender for your heart,
dedicated connoisseur of rarest monogamy(note singular tense)

armed with only his wits and harpoon he hunts the most elusive creature on the planet. (side stepping puns most foul)

dutiful distributor of the most sincere cheese.
(thx debbie426, wherever you are)

deployer of every dirty trick, not limited to NLP,
neck nuzzling or foot massage.

Superheterodyne* cause of sparkly eyes and
instigator of intimate revelations.

gainfully employed (until recently)

sideways grinner, over the glasses leering....

baldie guy, only 47 original years!
ragtop, seats two.
runs like a steam engine.
some body filler, but restoration well underway.
heater works, as do the blinkers.
some minor scarring, not too obvious.
get yours now while supplies last!
(terms and conditions apply)


*Strictly speaking, the term superheterodyne refers to creating a beat frequency that is lower than the original signal.

Hello and welcome

So, what terms & conditions are we talking about?

Welcome PS can I have foot massage

Wouldn't that be a paw massage, Boobie?

Crap I forgot I'm dog !!! and may he can scatch behind my ear too!!

I'm from a different " M " state

Hi and welcome! I'll have a foot (both please) and back massage! thanks!