Topic: FOR MATURE MEMBERS ONLY - LOL - IT'S ONLY A JOKE
franshade's photo
Wed 09/30/09 08:10 AM
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A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! ...... Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman..

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?"

The doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."

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Winx's photo
Wed 09/30/09 08:22 AM
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Riding_Dubz's photo
Wed 09/30/09 08:23 AM
nice pic love love love love

franshade's photo
Wed 09/30/09 01:37 PM

nice pic love love love love

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Wed 09/30/09 02:26 PM
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A1CBob's photo
Wed 09/30/09 07:49 PM
Gotta love it, that was good, big SMILE. :laughing:

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Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 09/30/09 08:14 PM
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yeah Fran, that's a great picture...

owwww baby your hot drool

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 09/30/09 08:33 PM

Health Care Options

A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! ...... Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman..

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?"

The doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."

laugh



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franshade's photo
Thu 10/01/09 06:05 AM

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yeah Fran, that's a great picture...

owwww baby your hot drool


blushing thank you

robert1652's photo
Thu 10/01/09 06:45 AM
I want an upgrade fran