Burn the train! BURN the train!

Play the game....Play the game....PLAY THE GAME.

When do we get to see the Alamo?

you can't get there from here

If only we were w/ sane persons!

that better be one charming mother f**king pig

I coulda been a contenda ...

Judas: "No. No. Leave us alone!"
Comicus: "All right, all right! Jesus!"
Jesus: "Yes."
Comicus: "What?"
Jesus: "What?"
Comicus: "What?"
Jesus: "Yes."
Comicus: "Jesus!"
Jesus: "Yes."
Comicus: "What?"
Jesus: "What?"
Comicus: "You said what."
Jesus: "Yes."
Comicus: "Nothing."

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...."

And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas.

And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

Do you want a gummi bear?? They´ve been in my pocket all morning....*******snortz****** there nice and squooshy....

OK, I want you to breathe through your eyes ...

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way in.~

And by the way.. I faked every orgasm.

Uh~oh, Sailor you got me hotter than Georgia asphalt ...

You better run me back to the motel ...

There is always risk. Like getting up in the morning and crossing the street... Or putting your face in a fan.

The sun'll come out tomorrow ...

Bet your bottom dollar tomorrow, they're'll be sun ...

ok, a serious one..I like it!

In character, in manner, in style, in all things, the supreme excellence is simplicity.-Longfellow

A shoe, a shoe ... It's a sign!

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Piss off Brian!