Topic: the same old
seamac's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:10 PM


That's actually why I'm single. I can't deal with women in this situation. I've learned my lesson a couple of times already. To have a girlfriend is like getting a maxed out credit card with the highest interest rate in the universe. For that, I need a job first, and to put it into a metaphorical form, the girlfriend leaves and that's like filing for chapter 7 for not being able to pay the bills and being financially screwed for 10 years with a bad credit.



Become a gigolo...problemo solved!




Love this for him! rofl rofl rofl He is handsome enough to pull it off!!!

RKISIT's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:13 PM
its like farting in the bathtub, the bubbles and sound are funny until the stink reaches the nostrils

no photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:13 PM
Try a blow up doll it works EVERY time!!bigsmile :banana:

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:14 PM
Ahhh, that self pity train on its way to personal doubt is just too easy to jump on my freind. We've all been there. Too much droll to handle? Step outside the box and discover yourself for awhile. Get the better job. Get the better life. Get the better girl. Your happiness is what matters. Can't take care of someone else if you can't take care of yourself type thinking.

writer_gurl's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:16 PM


That's actually why I'm single. I can't deal with women in this situation. I've learned my lesson a couple of times already. To have a girlfriend is like getting a maxed out credit card with the highest interest rate in the universe. For that, I need a job first, and to put it into a metaphorical form, the girlfriend leaves and that's like filing for chapter 7 for not being able to pay the bills and being financially screwed for 10 years with a bad credit.



Become a gigolo...problemo solved!

That's an idea:banana: devil :banana:

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Tue 09/29/09 06:17 PM

Ahhh, that self pity train on its way to personal doubt is just too easy to jump on my freind. We've all been there. Too much droll to handle? Step outside the box and discover yourself for awhile. Get the better job. Get the better life. Get the better girl. Your happiness is what matters. Can't take care of someone else if you can't take care of yourself type thinking.


Ditto. Wallowing in negativity is very destructive

seamac's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:17 PM

Try a blow up doll it works EVERY time!!bigsmile :banana:



Unless one or more of her many patches blow!

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:17 PM
Farting in the bathtub makes me happy. It tickles.

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:18 PM




kind of like watching reruns of matt houston


I've been living the Ground Hog day for weeks now, i'm really tired of it.


I've been doing it for thirty years. Get in line.



Perhaps...but at least you're getting probed every now & then...


Three words... Tin foil hat .... I never get probed. But I do get perved every now and then.

no photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:18 PM

its like farting in the bathtub, the bubbles and sound are funny until the stink reaches the nostrils


Bite the Bubbles!!!!!!

RKISIT's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:18 PM
its like trying to flick a booger but it keeps getting stuck on your fingernail

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:20 PM
Stuart smalley self affirmation meetings make me happy. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonnit people like me.

RKISIT's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:21 PM
its like shooting a spitball but you inhale to much and it lodges in your throat

Atlantis75's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:23 PM


That's actually why I'm single. I can't deal with women in this situation. I've learned my lesson a couple of times already. To have a girlfriend is like getting a maxed out credit card with the highest interest rate in the universe. For that, I need a job first, and to put it into a metaphorical form, the girlfriend leaves and that's like filing for chapter 7 for not being able to pay the bills and being financially screwed for 10 years with a bad credit.



Become a gigolo...problemo solved!


right!

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:24 PM


Ahhh, that self pity train on its way to personal doubt is just too easy to jump on my freind. We've all been there. Too much droll to handle? Step outside the box and discover yourself for awhile. Get the better job. Get the better life. Get the better girl. Your happiness is what matters. Can't take care of someone else if you can't take care of yourself type thinking.


Ditto. Wallowing in negativity is very destructive
.......but so is fishing with dynamite, throwing cow puckies, pizza and beer, and stuart smalley self affirmation meetings.

no photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:24 PM
The last couple years I was married, at least in the winter time, I would sit and watch about 3 hrs of Law and Order re-runs in the afternoon.
Just sit there, drink coffee, smoke cigs, I was depressed.
I got on medication, and did the same thing I just didn't feel so bad about it.
In some respects the divorce shook me out of some old ways, I HAD to build a new life in order to survive.

rara777's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:27 PM
Edited by rara777 on Tue 09/29/09 06:27 PM

Try a blow up doll it works EVERY time!!bigsmile :banana:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

rofl rofl :laughing: Cheap dates too bro.:laughing: roflrofl

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:28 PM
My farts empty walmarts. It would make a great T shirt. Hmmmmmmm.

RKISIT's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:29 PM

My farts empty walmarts. It would make a great T shirt. Hmmmmmmm.
especially during christmas season

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 09/29/09 06:37 PM
Seriously atlantis- just like freddie mercury told the fat bottom girls...... get on your bike and ride. Grab some gold, jump on your motorcycle, and put 10,000 miles under you. You will feel better.