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That's actually why I'm single. I can't deal with women in this situation. I've learned my lesson a couple of times already. To have a girlfriend is like getting a maxed out credit card with the highest interest rate in the universe. For that, I need a job first, and to put it into a metaphorical form, the girlfriend leaves and that's like filing for chapter 7 for not being able to pay the bills and being financially screwed for 10 years with a bad credit. Become a gigolo...problemo solved! Love this for him! He is handsome enough to pull it off!!! |
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its like farting in the bathtub, the bubbles and sound are funny until the stink reaches the nostrils
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Try a blow up doll it works EVERY time!!
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Ahhh, that self pity train on its way to personal doubt is just too easy to jump on my freind. We've all been there. Too much droll to handle? Step outside the box and discover yourself for awhile. Get the better job. Get the better life. Get the better girl. Your happiness is what matters. Can't take care of someone else if you can't take care of yourself type thinking.
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That's actually why I'm single. I can't deal with women in this situation. I've learned my lesson a couple of times already. To have a girlfriend is like getting a maxed out credit card with the highest interest rate in the universe. For that, I need a job first, and to put it into a metaphorical form, the girlfriend leaves and that's like filing for chapter 7 for not being able to pay the bills and being financially screwed for 10 years with a bad credit. Become a gigolo...problemo solved! That's an idea |
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Ahhh, that self pity train on its way to personal doubt is just too easy to jump on my freind. We've all been there. Too much droll to handle? Step outside the box and discover yourself for awhile. Get the better job. Get the better life. Get the better girl. Your happiness is what matters. Can't take care of someone else if you can't take care of yourself type thinking. Ditto. Wallowing in negativity is very destructive |
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Try a blow up doll it works EVERY time!! Unless one or more of her many patches blow! |
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Farting in the bathtub makes me happy. It tickles.
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kind of like watching reruns of matt houston I've been living the Ground Hog day for weeks now, i'm really tired of it. I've been doing it for thirty years. Get in line. Perhaps...but at least you're getting probed every now & then... Three words... Tin foil hat .... I never get probed. But I do get perved every now and then. |
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its like farting in the bathtub, the bubbles and sound are funny until the stink reaches the nostrils Bite the Bubbles!!!!!! |
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its like trying to flick a booger but it keeps getting stuck on your fingernail
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Stuart smalley self affirmation meetings make me happy. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonnit people like me.
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its like shooting a spitball but you inhale to much and it lodges in your throat
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That's actually why I'm single. I can't deal with women in this situation. I've learned my lesson a couple of times already. To have a girlfriend is like getting a maxed out credit card with the highest interest rate in the universe. For that, I need a job first, and to put it into a metaphorical form, the girlfriend leaves and that's like filing for chapter 7 for not being able to pay the bills and being financially screwed for 10 years with a bad credit. Become a gigolo...problemo solved! right! |
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Ahhh, that self pity train on its way to personal doubt is just too easy to jump on my freind. We've all been there. Too much droll to handle? Step outside the box and discover yourself for awhile. Get the better job. Get the better life. Get the better girl. Your happiness is what matters. Can't take care of someone else if you can't take care of yourself type thinking. Ditto. Wallowing in negativity is very destructive |
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The last couple years I was married, at least in the winter time, I would sit and watch about 3 hrs of Law and Order re-runs in the afternoon.
Just sit there, drink coffee, smoke cigs, I was depressed. I got on medication, and did the same thing I just didn't feel so bad about it. In some respects the divorce shook me out of some old ways, I HAD to build a new life in order to survive. |
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Edited by
rara777
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Tue 09/29/09 06:27 PM
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Try a blow up doll it works EVERY time!! Cheap dates too bro. |
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My farts empty walmarts. It would make a great T shirt. Hmmmmmmm.
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My farts empty walmarts. It would make a great T shirt. Hmmmmmmm. |
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Seriously atlantis- just like freddie mercury told the fat bottom girls...... get on your bike and ride. Grab some gold, jump on your motorcycle, and put 10,000 miles under you. You will feel better.
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