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| Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 47 | |
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Hi Betty, Bill and Vi  Hope you all had a great day!
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ok...have you ever shovelled 5ft of wet snow and ice.just to get finished only to have the plow dump another 6ft. of even wetter and heavier ice rocks in front of your driveway?  Four or five times every year. only 4 or 5 times..gees that not bad. |
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Bill.....did you see Jayne as you came back in?? I think she's looking for you. If it has to do with cookies........I'm.......uh.......fresh out. |
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ok...have you ever shovelled 5ft of wet snow and ice.just to get finished only to have the plow dump another 6ft. of even wetter and heavier ice rocks in front of your driveway? Four or five times every year. only 4 or 5 times..gees that not bad. That's cause the other thirty snowfalls we have the city just lets it sit. |
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I thought you locked the doors too? Hey!!!!! Some of my cookies are missing. And all my beer is gone!!!!!!!!!!!! well it wasn't me!! Don must have picked the lock!  Is that you by that yellar car? Yup, that's my new convertible. Like it???? LOVE IT!! tAKE ME FOR A RIDE.....PLEEEEZE!! Soon as I get it out of the junk yard and get the clown writing off of it and put an engine in it. But I do have a red one I'll take ya for a spin in next time you're up here in the summer.   the next time?? I've never been there the first time!!
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Just wanted to share mine with you.
The morning was great. Everyone I talked to at work gave me the answers I wanted or needed. Everything was "no problem" By mid afternoon it started to unravel and all the "no problems" turned into "we have a problem" So I decided I would get away from the computer and go to a retailer that is about an hour away and deliver a sample of product that I have been trying to sell them for a couple of months. Get there and meeting goes well. The buyer says she's gonna bring in the product. It is a pizza flavored hummus. So I'm thrilled and figure the day is turning back around. So she is holding this 5 lb container and we're chatting. Suddenly it slips out of her hands. She jumps back as it hits the tile floor and explodes all over my light tan pants. The two of us are standing with our months open for a second looking at me covered in red pizza hummus and get hysterical laughing. I wipe off my pants as best I can, help her clean up the floor and leave. As I get outside it is pouring. I get plastic out of the back of my car and cover my light tan cloth seats and get in for the hour ride home. I am soaking wet, smell like pizza and can't open the windows in the car cause it is still pouring. I never ate lunch and now my stomach is growling cause I smell pizza. I was going to stop at the bank on the way home cause I have no cash cause I lost my debit card last week. Well that's not happening now! So now I can't even go through a fast food place cause I have no cash and my stomach is still growling. I have two bottles of water in the car so I drink one of them on the way home to fill up my stomach. Now I have to use a restroom and can't stop anywhere cause I'm covered in sauce and I smell like pizza. It was the longest hour ride I have ever had. The worst part was they were my favorite pants. And that my dear friends was my Monday!!
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ok...have you ever shovelled 5ft of wet snow and ice.just to get finished only to have the plow dump another 6ft. of even wetter and heavier ice rocks in front of your driveway? Four or five times every year. only 4 or 5 times..gees that not bad. That's cause the other thirty snowfalls we have the city just lets it sit. sometimes the roads are in worse shape after they plowed them. |
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ok...have you ever shovelled 5ft of wet snow and ice.just to get finished only to have the plow dump another 6ft. of even wetter and heavier ice rocks in front of your driveway? 
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Hey, could have been worse, could have been fish sauce.
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So did you still make the sale?
Just kidding...too funny  Gosh Jayne....what an awful day. |
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Omg Jayne
Some of the worst days make such a funny story! Sounds likes the colour Tan has a hex on you! |
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Hey, could have been worse, could have been fish sauce. 
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ok...have you ever shovelled 5ft of wet snow and ice.just to get finished only to have the plow dump another 6ft. of even wetter and heavier ice rocks in front of your driveway? Soooo much fun in the winter!
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Bill.....did you see Jayne as you came back in?? I think she's looking for you. If it has to do with cookies........I'm.......uh.......fresh out. I think she needs money...shhh don't tell her I told ya! |
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So did you still make the sale? Just kidding...too funny Gosh Jayne....what an awful day.
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Hey somtimes life just happens!
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Hey, could have been worse, could have been fish sauce. That's me always looking at the glass half full 
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I have to get her another sample but this one I'm shipping to her
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We know!!!
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So Bill what kinda cookies are you missing? Maybe I saw them
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