Topic: I'm on the thin side, but would like to... | |
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...grow a gut. Any suggestions?
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Lots of beer and junk food, and soon you'll look like my brother. 12 months pregnant........... Make sure not to get in any physical activity, too, okay?
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... Lots of natural ( roasted, no sugar) peanut butter and bananas ...
That's a VERY healthy and delicious way to do it!!! Conversely, cheesecake a day would do it too ... ... delicious, not so healthy! Besides, it's a lean dog for the long haul ... ... GL ... |
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I'm a toothpick. I've tried to gain weight and it's hopeless. Now...I prefer the way I am.
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Plug your a$$ hole
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A dozen donuts every 4 hours should do it!!
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Come eat at my house!!!
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Are you serious? why would you want a gut????
What's wrong with thin?? Oh well if your serious - some people find it hard caus there metabolism is faster. So if to loose weight they suggest you eat little more often perhaps you should try the opposite. Big meals less often, and lots of beer and lots of junk food and less exercise including sex enjoy being a slob |
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Beer and cheezecake..and lots of it.
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Eat a high fat, high carb diet. Eat late at night. Instead of having a cookie, eat the whole package. Eat every meal as a contest of "how much can I eat?"
But why? |
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Aw crap, I've been trying that for ages. If you find the secret let me know. Only dogs like bones or so my daddy says.
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Plug your a$$ hole |
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Beer and cheezecake..and lots of it. That, and ice cream too. Ice cream is an accelerator for women gaining weight. |
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getting married does wonder's...........
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how about a mayonaisse sandwich?
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...grow a gut. Any suggestions? it's impossible for me to gain weight,so i don't even worry about it anymore |
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Milk shakes everyday
Take alot of vitamins, the B-complex seems to increase appetite (for me anyway) Write down what your food intake is right now and then increase the number of calories. If you are really active you have to take that into account as well, on some days you will burn many more calories than on other days. |
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Also eat your food fast, the more you chew it, the more calories you burn out of it. lol
If you swallow it whole like a snake, you will have a big gut, till you sleep it off in a week or so. |
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... spring rolls from sun up until sun down, and back again ...
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Are you gonna be Santa Claus this year....and need some roly poly-ness???
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