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Topic: The Look At Me thread - part 3
Tall_Texan's photo
Thu 10/01/09 06:46 PM


UPDATE: I've just received a report that a zebra-striped thong was found dangling from a telephone wire somewhere off Route 66...inconclusive results were obtained from the DNA testing, but it is this reporter's opinion that they do, in fact, belong to the missing woman... Bloodhounds were let loose in the area, but they immediately starting gagging & vomiting...perhaps as a result of cosmic cooties. We, at the newsroom are still confident that Tami will be found whole & unharmed & hopefully intact...

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming...


UGH! Who blew up the page? Half my stuff didn't come out! :angry:


Cosmic cooties are not a good sign. Damn space herpes.........noway

LOL, nice Ice Pirates refferences, score one for the siloffefer

newarkjw's photo
Thu 10/01/09 06:48 PM

We've met in the Texas Chat thread already...can you make the MIB pic just a tad smaller? Pretty please?


Not sure how. I will try......smokin

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Thu 10/01/09 07:40 PM
Edited by heartSoul on Thu 10/01/09 08:05 PM
This just in:

Another thong went missing, then Maxine remembers where it is............



We will have more on this story as it develops...........

newarkjw's photo
Thu 10/01/09 08:42 PM
Edited by newarkjw on Thu 10/01/09 08:58 PM
The thong has been contained. The local authorities are dealing with the situation as we speak. Looks like it may be a delicate procedure.. It is not pretty....















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Thu 10/01/09 08:46 PM
We have another update, the cow girls have turned in the cow goddess.

They say she knows more than she's willing to share.








Back to you newark....

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Thu 10/01/09 09:14 PM
This just in:

The aliens are just toying with us. This is the message they sent to the newsroom.



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Thu 10/01/09 09:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5MHNvOVl8Y&feature=related




















shocked Streuth

newarkjw's photo
Thu 10/01/09 09:26 PM
I believe she knows where the missing horn is. She actually showed up in Vegas and got married. She looks lovely but the local authorities are skeptical. There is local talk that she might have been married by the king. This is an unconfirmed picture...









Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 10/01/09 09:59 PM
Edited by Ladylid2012 on Thu 10/01/09 10:40 PM
I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!









newarkjw's photo
Fri 10/02/09 08:19 AM

newarkjw's photo
Fri 10/02/09 09:04 AM
Edited by newarkjw on Fri 10/02/09 09:09 AM

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Fri 10/02/09 09:13 AM
Back at T.A.M.I. (The Alien Monster Invasion) Headquarters: The missing woman was just spotted making a kamikaze post in Mitch's & Lo's b-day threads...a cry for help...or a diabolical hoax? YOU be the judge...

newarkjw's photo
Fri 10/02/09 09:57 AM

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Fri 10/02/09 10:35 AM

TxsSun's photo
Fri 10/02/09 10:41 AM
T- told me about this whole alien abduction....laugh laugh

Thought I would come read it and say hi.

She has quite of an imagination. laugh laugh laugh



Happy Birthday Lo flowerforyou




LewisW123's photo
Fri 10/02/09 10:44 AM

T- told me about this whole alien abduction....laugh laugh

Thought I would come read it and say hi.

She has quite of an imagination. laugh laugh laugh



Happy Birthday Lo flowerforyou





How do we know it's really you?

newarkjw's photo
Fri 10/02/09 10:47 AM


T- told me about this whole alien abduction....laugh laugh

Thought I would come read it and say hi.

She has quite of an imagination. laugh laugh laugh



Happy Birthday Lo flowerforyou





How do we know it's really you?


Could actually be the alien.....noway

LewisW123's photo
Fri 10/02/09 10:49 AM



T- told me about this whole alien abduction....laugh laugh

Thought I would come read it and say hi.

She has quite of an imagination. laugh laugh laugh



Happy Birthday Lo flowerforyou





How do we know it's really you?



Could actually be the alien.....noway



For real. Or maybe Elvis?

newarkjw's photo
Fri 10/02/09 10:58 AM
I am with you Lewis. T wouldn't lie. Something is amuck.......smokin

newarkjw's photo
Fri 10/02/09 11:27 AM

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