THIS JUST IN...

Several cattle mutilations have been reported in the area along with odd crop circles which seem to spell out the word "Rosebudweiser"... Speculations suggest that this may be our only clue...more news as it happens...

It' seems they are pissed off!








Back to you Phuque....................

These ladies are being investigated right now.



As soon as we find out what they know we will be back with an update.

These guys say they may be able to find her........

I love it.....

I have actually just received a photo of this alien. This photo was taken just minutes before her abduction. In his hand appears to be some type of probing device. Dear God.....

Oh the humanity!

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me.

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.
one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater
Sure looks stange to me.

Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me.

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
what a sight to see.

And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the
ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
What a sight to see

And then he went on his way, and then what do
you know. I saw him last night on a TV show.
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead

Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in
his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila)

It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me.

That song always did make me horny...

tease

Hello Tall Texan. How are you this evening?.......

Purty good, how bout y'all?

UPDATE: I've just received a report that a zebra-striped thong was found dangling from a telephone wire somewhere off Route 66...inconclusive results were obtained from the DNA testing, but it is this reporter's opinion that they do, in fact, belong to the missing woman... Bloodhounds were let loose in the area, but they immediately starting gagging & vomiting...perhaps as a result of cosmic cooties. We, at the newsroom are still confident that Tami will be found whole & unharmed & hopefully intact...

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming...


UGH! Who blew up the page? Half my stuff didn't come out!

No complaints. Just hanging out........

Hey Phuque meet tall texan. He seems like a good ole boy......

We've met in the Texas Chat thread already...can you make the MIB pic just a tad smaller? Pretty please?

Cosmic cooties are not a good sign. Damn space herpes.........