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| Topic: Dan's Diary.......OMG Dan's got a diary! | |
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I am speaking in American! Ahhh ... I only speak pig engriish ...  I only speak Pig Chinese Roink roink! 
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I am speaking in American! Ahhh ... I only speak pig engriish ... I only speak Pig Chinese Roink roink!  ... Ruh~Roh ...
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I am speaking in American! Ahhh ... I only speak pig engriish ... I only speak Pig Chinese Roink roink! Very runny! |
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Very runny! Schmells baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ...  Dan ... stop talkin' 'bout your intestinal situation ... again ... Shut up, Dan! ... 
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vewwy funny!!eheheheh!!!!
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Dear Diary
Really should have reconsidered the cheap weight loss spa, turned out to be Prison Camp. 0 Fags, the only smoking allowed are the branding irons 2 stones lost, they keep telling me I only need one arm |
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Dear Diary
I go home in just over 3 hours and then i am off work for 24 days. And tonight is my last night shift, ever! When i get home i am going to celebrate by spanking my monkey |
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Very runny! Schmells baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ... Dan ... stop talkin' 'bout your intestinal situation ... again ... Shut up, Dan! ... Its true, i do have the rits.. |
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Dear Diary I go home in just over 3 hours and then i am off work for 24 days. And tonight is my last night shift, ever! When i get home i am going to celebrate by spanking my monkey Pink_Lady is gonna get ya so domesticated ... there won't be any monkeys allowed ... You'll be grateful too ... 
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I gotta say...
I owe Dan an apology.... I realize now that he was referring to Diareahha and not a diary It is really inconsiderate of me to joke about his fudge packing thing and the anal leakage that come with the territory.... I know it is a British thing and I should have been more sensitive to your needs. I am sorry. We got ya big guy. When you need anything....your Mingle buddies got your back.....well...except for the anal leakage thing....then we will just make you ride in the back of my truck and hose you off at the car wash....THEN we got you. |
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Very runny! Schmells baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ... Dan ... stop talkin' 'bout your intestinal situation ... again ... Shut up, Dan! ... Its true, i do have the rits.. Riticulous! |
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I gotta say... I owe Dan an apology.... I realize now that he was referring to Diareahha and not a diary It is really inconsiderate of me to joke about his fudge packing thing and the anal leakage that come with the territory.... I know it is a British thing and I should have been more sensitive to your needs. I am sorry. We got ya big guy. When you need anything....your Mingle buddies got your back.....well...except for the anal leakage thing....then we will just make you ride in the back of my truck and hose you off at the car wash....THEN we got you. 'S kewl, Krup ... I packed enough adult diapers and tidy wipes for all of us ... Party on, Dan; pass the chili ... 
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Dear Diary I wonder if Dan knows that by this time next week the walls will be painted pink and all fu fu stuff will be around the house?????????????????
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I gotta say..
I owe Krupa an apology I have spent the last year or so beating him down with my way superior wit and intellect. I should really not take on battles that are so easy. Its not fair for me to go up against the girly haired retards, even when they have a face that looks like it was whacked with a shovel at birth. |
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Dear Diary
This time next week i will have pink walls |
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I gotta say... I owe Dan an apology.... I realize now that he was referring to Diareahha and not a diary It is really inconsiderate of me to joke about his fudge packing thing and the anal leakage that come with the territory.... I know it is a British thing and I should have been more sensitive to your needs. I am sorry. We got ya big guy. When you need anything....your Mingle buddies got your back.....well...except for the anal leakage thing....then we will just make you ride in the back of my truck and hose you off at the car wash....THEN we got you. 'S kewl, Krup ... I packed enough adult diapers and tidy wipes for all of us ... Party on, Dan; pass the chili ... Ya got any Depends that will fit around Krupas mouth? |
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I gotta say... I owe Dan an apology.... I realize now that he was referring to Diareahha and not a diary It is really inconsiderate of me to joke about his fudge packing thing and the anal leakage that come with the territory.... I know it is a British thing and I should have been more sensitive to your needs. I am sorry. We got ya big guy. When you need anything....your Mingle buddies got your back.....well...except for the anal leakage thing....then we will just make you ride in the back of my truck and hose you off at the car wash....THEN we got you. 'S kewl, Krup ... I packed enough adult diapers and tidy wipes for all of us ... Party on, Dan; pass the chili ... Ya got any Depends that will fit around Krupas mouth? We ran out ... Those have to be special ordered, custom made now ... The last batch was so big that it busted all the machinery ... |
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Evathang's bigga in Texas ...
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Hummmm even the bricks on the outside will be painted pink.........but look at it this way they will match your purse....
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dear diary,
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