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| Topic: Dan's Diary.......OMG Dan's got a diary! | |
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Dear Diary
Today i ate chilli and i am now paying for it. |
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Dear Diary
Gypsy is gonna be pissed! I hope! |
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Dear Diary ...
Tell Dan to eat some plain yoghurt ... 
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... ... That's why Texans have cornstarch behind every loo ... I thought every Texan carried some in their wallet! |
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Dear Diary
I have indigestion, i wish i had some plain yoghurt. |
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Dear Diary Gypsy is gonna be pissed! I hope! Gypsy's been drinkin' again ... ??? ... And w/out me ??? ...  ...  ...
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I am speaking in American!
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Dear Diary....
Beans beans the magical fruit |
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The more ya eat the more ya toot!
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Edited by
krupa
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Mon 09/21/09 06:30 PM
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Dear diary....dan's entry # 112
I finally got a blow job today and am having 6 shots of whiskey to celebrate! (if that don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what I am gonna do!) hehehehehehehe...sorry bro but, you put a big f**king target out there...... |
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Dear diary....dan's entry # 112 I finally got a blow job today and am having 6 shots of whiskey to celebrate! (if that don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what I am gonna do!) hehehehehehehe...sorry bro but, you put a big f**king target out there...... At least the big ones help to aim ... ...
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Dear Diary
Krupa is such a fag with his apologies. He should really know by now that us Brits arent as soppy as the Texans. |
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I am speaking in American! Ahhh ... I only speak pig engriish ... 
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I finally got a blow job today and am having 6 shots of whiskey to celebrate! (if that don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what I am gonna do!) well krupa, i`m sure you made that man very happy |
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Dear Diary Krupa is such a fag with his apologies. He should really know by now that us Brits arent as soppy as the Texans. More spongey ... like angel food cake ... 
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I finally got a blow job today and am having 6 shots of whiskey to celebrate! (if that don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what I am gonna do!) well krupa, i`m sure you made that man very happy I cant stop smiling! Thanks Krupa! I needed that! |
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I am speaking in American! Ahhh ... I only speak pig engriish ... I only speak Pig Chinese Roink roink! |
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Dear Diary
Only another couple hundred thousand posts before this is Mingles biggest diary. Lets keep going! |
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Dear Diary Krupa is such a fag with his apologies. He should really know by now that us Brits arent as soppy as the Texans. Of course I know....It is like when you pretend to let the little retard cousin beat you up when re-enaccting Spiderman3. It makes them happy.....then you step off to the side and tell the worthless parents that the kid has crapped on it's self again. Then you smile as the little dolt jumps off the couch to chase the dog. |
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