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Topic: Dan's Diary.......OMG Dan's got a diary!
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:21 PM
Dear Diary Today i ate chilli and i am now paying for it.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 09/21/09 06:23 PM
... ... That's why Texans have cornstarch behind every loo ...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:23 PM
Dear Diary Gypsy is gonna be pissed! I hope!

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 09/21/09 06:24 PM
Dear Diary ... Tell Dan to eat some plain yoghurt ...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:24 PM
... ... That's why Texans have cornstarch behind every loo ... I thought every Texan carried some in their wallet!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:25 PM
Dear Diary I have indigestion, i wish i had some plain yoghurt.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 09/21/09 06:25 PM
Dear Diary Gypsy is gonna be pissed! I hope! Gypsy's been drinkin' again ... ??? ... And w/out me ??? ... ... ...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:26 PM
I am speaking in American!

FireOfThePhoenix Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 14098	Mon 09/21/09 06:28 PM
Dear Diary.... Beans beans the magical fruit

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:29 PM
The more ya eat the more ya toot!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 09/21/09 06:29 PM Edited by krupa on Mon 09/21/09 06:30 PM
Dear diary....dan's entry # 112 I finally got a blow job today and am having 6 shots of whiskey to celebrate! (if that don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what I am gonna do!) hehehehehehehe...sorry bro but, you put a big f**king target out there......

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 09/21/09 06:31 PM
Dear diary....dan's entry # 112 I finally got a blow job today and am having 6 shots of whiskey to celebrate! (if that don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what I am gonna do!) hehehehehehehe...sorry bro but, you put a big f**king target out there...... At least the big ones help to aim ... ...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:31 PM
Dear Diary Krupa is such a fag with his apologies. He should really know by now that us Brits arent as soppy as the Texans.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 09/21/09 06:32 PM
I am speaking in American! Ahhh ... I only speak pig engriish ...

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Mon 09/21/09 06:32 PM
I finally got a blow job today and am having 6 shots of whiskey to celebrate! (if that don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what I am gonna do!) well krupa, i`m sure you made that man very happy

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Mon 09/21/09 06:32 PM
Dear Diary Krupa is such a fag with his apologies. He should really know by now that us Brits arent as soppy as the Texans. More spongey ... like angel food cake ...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:32 PM
I finally got a blow job today and am having 6 shots of whiskey to celebrate! (if that don't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't know what I am gonna do!) well krupa, i`m sure you made that man very happy I cant stop smiling! Thanks Krupa! I needed that!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:33 PM
I am speaking in American! Ahhh ... I only speak pig engriish ... I only speak Pig Chinese Roink roink!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 09/21/09 06:37 PM
Dear Diary Only another couple hundred thousand posts before this is Mingles biggest diary. Lets keep going!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 09/21/09 06:37 PM
Dear Diary Krupa is such a fag with his apologies. He should really know by now that us Brits arent as soppy as the Texans. Of course I know....It is like when you pretend to let the little retard cousin beat you up when re-enaccting Spiderman3. It makes them happy.....then you step off to the side and tell the worthless parents that the kid has crapped on it's self again. Then you smile as the little dolt jumps off the couch to chase the dog.