the same ol' take me out and buy me dinner and having that awkward "do I
kiss him or do I let him kiss me" dates?


Well mach has new way of getting what you want without the same ol'
lousey routine! And here is how!!!!

In 7 easy to use steps, you too will be looking forward to the next
date!

Step 1: Soon as you pick her up, or if you are the gal, give the
"Stare"! Stare as if you are either looking at them and wanting to ****
the hell out of that ****!

Step 2: Start the conversation first, so that way you are not stuck
talking about dumb **** all night or hearing the guy hint about having
sex with ya!

Step 3: Listen to him/her very cloesly when they answer your questions
and if it is making you drowsey, fart the loudest you ever have in your
life, hey, there is your humor right there, if he or she can not find a
fart funny, then drop that biotch off now!

Step 4: give him head on the way back or if you are a guy, drive her
someplace private and eat the hell outta that ****, that way you will
both eliminate that akward kiss!

Step 5: If he or she talks too much about an ex, one word will eliminate
the problem= ****off!

Step 6: If he or she's driving is bad, tell them to turn around, becuase
you know they won't be able to keep it straight during boom boom time!

Step 7: No matter what..if it smells like cologne, leave that ****
alone! lmao!

mach...your 7 steps will get my ass arrested in most states; but I'm
rollin' on the floor...

lmao

I knew I was'nt the only one that does that.

andew your a freakin nutt.....LAMO

I always tell them I am a hugging kind of guy. So I start of with a hug
and end up with a hug.

mach bro..

We need to try these steps out

THE MACH IS BACK!!!

Ill have to take your word that this kinda stuff works ...

Ok Mach I tried it and was arrested...my bail was $1000.00 I figure you
owe me half of that since it was your advice....

not only do ya have to worry about bail heart, u also owe me 3 easy
payments of $19.95! lmao!