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Topic: It's me or the dog, or it's me or the cat
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 04:59 AM
"Oh! Cathair covered cathair. How quaint". "That's my cat you *******"! "Oh, sorry. I got worried when the ball of fur moved. Hmmmmmm, own 2 angora cats, but don't own a longhair catbrush. Hmmmmmm, had the cats 5 years you say? And you're sick with allergies, ear, nose, and throat infections all the time? Smoke meth much"?

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 09/19/09 04:59 AM
I had one that let his dog anything.. the dog would scratch it's azz along the carpet..he would laugh about it, but that's where my little ones played..gross if ya think about it. I know it looks funny but.. Dog would get up on the sheets, hair all over.. eat scraps off the table, pain in the azz. Gawd, I hated that dog

elsewhere Joined Sun 09/13/09 Posts: 196	Sat 09/19/09 05:03 AM
it's like that twilight zone episode. they wouldn't let his dog pass through the pearly gates with him. it's a good test. and she failed. drop the evil diva queen. i need a dog .

Boobella Joined Wed 09/02/09 Posts: 361	Sat 09/19/09 05:04 AM Edited by Boobella on Sat 09/19/09 05:08 AM
see you guys know, our relationship with our pets goes deeper than any hot girl or guy that comes along. Our pets are our children. Love me love my cat or love me love my dog. Glad you guys understand. Most definitely my pets always first in my life they give unconditional love..

elsewhere Joined Sun 09/13/09 Posts: 196	Sat 09/19/09 05:06 AM
I'm terribly allergic to cats. But I like them. I just don't date disgustingly dirty irresponsible people who are ill capable of taking care of their cats, and have a filthy catfur covered home because they don't clean. Catfur covered spaghetti is just freaking nasty. Catfur toothbrush. Catfur covered linens. Catfur carpeting. "Oh! Its linoleum! Sorry, pig". Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm what's that nice ammonia piss smell? Oh forgot to change the litter box for a week? Nice! damn is that funny .

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 05:09 AM
I dated the supposed cat lover who didn't take care of their responsibilities as I described previous. It was nasty. And she labeled me a cat hater. Pinky (black female farm cat), and george (big rescue gray cat) and I are sitting here sharing a big package of albacore tuna together, laughing at her. Says I'm a cat hater. What do you think pinky? Meeeeeoooowww. That's what I said.... She's nuts.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 05:12 AM
"MEEEEOOOWWWWRR". "What's that george"? "MEEEEOOOWWWWRR". "Oh! Don't date feral humans"? That's good advice.

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Sat 09/19/09 05:25 AM
Well, i wouldnt get rid of my animals, usually the way that works is one persons trying to change another. The one with the animals will get rid of them for his new found love interest just for the love interest to realize they cannot change everything they want to about their other with the pets, and dump him/her a month later, now wheres your pets to comfort you when he/she left? This has been another Duh moment, sponsored in part by the people at Terminal Ignorance Inc.

IchBinGebrochen Joined Tue 06/02/09 Posts: 148	Sat 09/19/09 05:28 AM
I had one that let his dog anything.. the dog would scratch it's azz along the carpet..he would laugh about it, but that's where my little ones played..gross if ya think about it. I know it looks funny but.. Dog would get up on the sheets, hair all over.. eat scraps off the table, pain in the azz. Gawd, I hated that dog sounds like a typical dog to me. I dont agree with the azz wiping on the carpet, but everything else is to be expected.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 05:30 AM
Something to think about here, you meet someone new, but you've had your furry companion(s) for years and won't give them up. Your new beau or belle doesn't like dogs or cats or both. What do you do? ....the answer lies in whether they take care of their pets with respect, love, and extremely responsible care. Or whether they use them as a toy crutch for their sociopsychotic neurotic insecure behavior. Big difference between a pet and an abused, confined imprisoned animal. You can tell wholeheartedly how YOU are going to be treated in a relationship by the way they treat their pets. Want to know how YOU are going to be treated? Ask their pet. "MEEEEEOOOWWWRRRRRR"!!! "What's that fluffy? She locked you in the closet for 2 days because you peed on the carpet in the den because the mountain of crap in the litter box was so high and smell was so bad you couldn't use it because she's a lazy twit? And she left you in the 158 degree car at the grocery store to get tampons till you passed out"? "Meow, purrrr, meow". "What's that fluffy? Run, forrest, run? Good advice"!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 05:36 AM
Think I'm crazy? You see those news articles on tv and in the newspaper every day on crazy cat ladies with 150 starving cats and 25 rotting corpses in their house. Not dating material. Sorry.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 05:39 AM
Think I'm crazy? I got 2 words for you......michael vick. Dog murderer, and sued for giving herpes to a woman. Not dating material. What a winner. Should have a big W branded on his forehead. But that's just my opinion.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 05:50 AM
Gee I wonder how animal cops cable tv show got so popular? Oh that's right- because some people actually have compassion, common sense, laurels, and moral and ethic beliefs when it comes to the rights and ethical treatment of pets. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. All those animal abusers you watched sickeningly and completely horrified. Would you date one? I didn't think so. Not dating material. And I'm a cat hater because I'm allergic to cats. Want some more albacore pinky? "Meoooww".

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 05:56 AM
I will leave you with this thought......humans are the only animals on this planet that can control their own destiny, yet kill their own kind.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sat 09/19/09 06:02 AM
Bonny, actually no, and you would bring an interesting dynamic to the relationship, I would be fine with being friends if you loved my dog or cat more than me. If that is your wish, then butterflies are free to fly, just know that my pets are getting the better end of the deal. One of my four sisters and I have a ton of fun observing dogs, she swears she knows what they are thinking and would relay these "messages" to me.She has me in peals of laughter whenever she does her interpretation of "animal speak."

daniel48706 Joined Fri 03/16/07 Posts: 8566	Sat 09/19/09 06:12 AM
That right there is why so many marriages are dying, instead of flourishing. If you have truly fallen in love with someone, then it doesnt matter what the issue is, you are going to be willing to work issues like "to have a cat, or not to have a cat, that is the question" out. I honestly believe too many people nowadays do not have even the first inkling of what it means to be in love, or to love someone. They know lust all right, but not love. But in regards to the ops question, if both people TRULY LOVE each other, not just lust each other, then they are going to be able to come to a solution. Whether it be by cordoning off a particular part of the house because one of you is allergic (seriously, why would YOU force the one you are supposed to be in love with to suffer being sick all the time), or agreeing to not get any more pets after this one passed away. Whatever the compromise, if you truly loved someone, then the compromise would not be difficult to attain. In other words....theoretically, you would find out if they enjoy pets or not before you fall in love with them. Unless your the type that falls in love with someone before getting to know them. And at that point let them know that its not going to work out....and start a search for someone who does like your companion.

Alzeimer Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 2268	Sat 09/19/09 06:15 AM
It tells a lot about people how they treat animals and if my wannabe partner hates animals then that a trait I do not want in a partner.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 09/19/09 06:20 AM
Hmmm....let's see....my cat, my best friend I've had for the past 20 years, or the woman I've known for 20 minutes? There's no contest.

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Sat 09/19/09 06:26 AM Edited by Mayhem_J on Sat 09/19/09 06:28 AM
That right there is why so many marriages are dying, instead of flourishing. If you have truly fallen in love with someone, then it doesnt matter what the issue is, you are going to be willing to work issues like "to have a cat, or not to have a cat, that is the question" out. I honestly believe too many people nowadays do not have even the first inkling of what it means to be in love, or to love someone. They know lust all right, but not love. But in regards to the ops question, if both people TRULY LOVE each other, not just lust each other, then they are going to be able to come to a solution. Whether it be by cordoning off a particular part of the house because one of you is allergic (seriously, why would YOU force the one you are supposed to be in love with to suffer being sick all the time), or agreeing to not get any more pets after this one passed away. Whatever the compromise, if you truly loved someone, then the compromise would not be difficult to attain. In other words....theoretically, you would find out if they enjoy pets or not before you fall in love with them. Unless your the type that falls in love with someone before getting to know them. And at that point let them know that its not going to work out....and start a search for someone who does like your companion. This is funny....you think that the reason marriages are dying is because of choices like this. I would hope by the time you choose to marry someone, you already know what compramises you will have to make. I would hope that two years into the marriage, you decide to tell your SO that you cant stand animals, and that the family pet has to go. And then when the kids love the pet and dont want him to go, you side with the kids, thus ending in divorce. Riiiiight!! Maybe the key here is lack of communication. If you marry someone without knowing the simple things such as pet allergies, then its your own fault that it wont last. And you def shouldnt be getting married.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 06:26 AM Edited by longhairbiker on Sat 09/19/09 06:27 AM
Never use spurs on a horse. Its inhumane. Use em on your girlfreind. Ha ha ha!