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No those jeans dont make your huge arse look fat
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If I'm elected... (insert anything here)
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I think your fat rolls and pimples are sexy.
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I really wasn't laughing at you, I was laughing with you
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of course we can afford it anything for you my sweet
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he meant nothing to me
you know you are my world |
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It was an accident
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I really am a virgin, just overlook all that extra space.
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Holy cow, I have heard all these and believed them. My whole life has been a lie.
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its not me; it's the alcohol talking
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No, its one of my kinks. It really turns me on when you put that brown paper bag over your head during sex.
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no i was not somebodies ***** when i was locked up for five years
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I love you.
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No one will ever love you as much as I do
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oh yes..it was really good for me too
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this disscussion is so boring
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It's supposed to look like that, now let me finish.
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 I can't even lie about a lie
Oh I once told my son I found him in a barn and he still wonders to this day if that is true
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its not contagious just a skin condition
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Won the lottery and gave it all away.
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