These nurses are tough! They've dug themselves in at the reception desk laughing. I even tried leaving the hummer in the parking lot with the stereo blaring george michaels 'jitterbug' which only distracted the gaynurse for a few moments.

Dear diary.....I think I will go to La Senza today and maybe buy this......


http://www.lasenza.com/eng/products/panties/thongsgstrings/lace-curve-thong?125001-042

The nuclear option was always available to me. But I never thought I'd have to use it. Basically a suicide bomber with bomb strapped to themselves. But I have no choice. Mission first. The chili dogs must make it to command.

http://www.lasenza.com/eng/products/panties/thongsgstrings/forbidden-thong?125601-013


maybe even this...

most likely this....


http://www.lasenza.com/eng/products/sexylingerie/bustiersgarters/printed-garter-belt?228001-042

I walk without fear up to face my enemy knowing that this will be my last mission and soon it will all be over. I hold my hands with my palms in surrender as my enemy gets closer. The nuclear device is armed and ready. Closer, closer, closer. I trip the device. Pppppppppppppfffffffffttttttttttt!!!! The nuclear death fart annhilates everything in its path. Death and destruction everywhere.

oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh Im getting this!!!!



http://www.lasenza.com/eng/products/bras/demicup/chiffon-lace-bra?216501-034

Biker.....you look like santa claus with reindeer blood on your face!!!

oh now I want this one too!!!


http://www.lasenza.com/eng/products/bras/demicup/unpadded-lace-bra?214001-126

Whereeeeeeeez purple???? We need to go shopping!!!!

ok purple......I just put your card in your birthday package and Im going to mail it out today sometime. Hopefully it gets there by your birthday......

ok back to my shopping at la senza!!!!

oh crap!!! Now I want this!!!!


http://www.lasenza.com/eng/products/panties/garters/lace-garter-skirt?228001-039

geeeeeeeeeeez they airbrush these women?????? look at her dry scaley feet???

I gotta feeling that tonights gonna be a good night

I have very little feeling in my right big toe

what happened?

car accident yearrrrrrs ago good thing its numb really , for some reason the toe nail looks like it is going to fall off lately

Hope you arnt having any more serious problem with you toe

Dear Diary


I've gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night

I've gotta feeling (woohoo) that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night

Tonight's the night night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Go out and smash it
like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

I know that we'll have a ball
if we get down
and go out
and just loose it all

I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
and loosing all control

Fill up my cup
Mazel tov
Look at her dancing
just take it off

Let's paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
and then we'll do it again

Let's Do it (x3)
do it
and do it (x3)
and live it up

i've gotta feeling (woohoo) that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night (x2)

Tonight's the night
let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

Fill up my cup (Drink)
Mozolotov (L'Chaim)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it off

Let's paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
and then we'll do it again

let's do it (x3)
do it
and do it (x2)
let's live it up
and do it(x2)
lets do it...
do it..
lets do it...
do it...

Here we come
here we go
we gotta rock

Easy come
easy go
now we are on top

Feel the shot
body rock
Rock it don't stop

Round and round
up and down
around the clock

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday

we keep keep keep keep on going
we know what we say
party everyday
p-p-p-party everyday

got a feeling (Wooohooo)
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night. (X2)

Wooohooo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOHGOwbnvTk