If you had to fart-- and were in an elevator with other people. Would you---or not??

hell yea and play it wasnt me

let'er rip tater chip

i'd try to hold it in til i was able to get off

Might be who was in there with you?? bunch of nuns---they get it every time!! ---Hells angels --I'm holden

No way

I'm to ladylike

I'd wait

Until I exploded!!!

That's a lady. It's more palatable for everyone to be covered in grue and blood for hours and having to explain to the cops what happened than for everyone to feel a little discomfort for a dozen or so seconds.

Besides, who can tell? The only way for others to be sure it was you is to have only you and maximum one other person in the elevator. Three or more people in total, and you bet you could hide with the herd. Or the heard and smelled.

I like to be in an elevator full of ladies when I have gas. There is nothing healthier than airing your bowels in the company of British aristocracy in an enclosed and hermeutically sealed place. (I almost wrote "hermeneutically".)

( ** Added a little later, after the Lady's response: ** )

I enjoy the gas being the only man in an elevatorful of ladies because that way there is no doubt who is the culprit, who's the guilty offender, who is the one wearing the pants around the place.

Ummm......what's an elevator?


Isn't that a mood enhancer, or something that lifts one out of their doldrums?

How does flatulence have anything to do with that?



Unless of course it is all just hot air....

A lift Jess.

I'd still rather explode

I always explode veryr ladylike

Flying innards are kept to a minimum

No smell

And I always wear a smile!!

That's why I always keep up with the manicures and pedicures

In case their are fingers and toes to pick up!!

why, I swear!!!


I never fart !

I wouldn't if I could help it but you can't always help it....

I would, then I'd give the "lady" next to me a dirty look.

of course!!

No way.