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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Wed 09/16/09 08:33 PM
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SoberFast.. When you're dumb enough to get into your car after drinking, take along a packet of SoberFast. It absorbs all the liquor out of your system, and deposits them right into your bladder for easy removal.
**WARNING** Use only when wearing an adult diaper. |
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Great question. SOLVITOL? Otherwise known as Cyanide.
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Great question. SOLVITOL? Otherwise known as Cyanide. 
nagginex meant to shutout nagging when you have a hangover |
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Fellatiozac
A great bj then they stare at the wall for 4 hours. |
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nuclearacid effects loss of mind loss of clothes see unicorns super human streingth an everlastin fence post everything is hazed by a rain bow terrifying dreams and hallusinations all being good for 2 days after a hit |
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i would call it bohemianbugeater.
 and youd just have to find out 
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i would call it bohemianbugeater. and youd just have to find out
not sure who dat was aimed at
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...its just the drug i would create. lord knows ive had my fair share of exes compare me to a drug addiction they couldnt get enough of (some of the worst words ever to hear)
 just trying to put a positive spin on it for once
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hmmm a think the second drug i would create would be a prenatal vitamin that has the unique quality of making most boys and men disappear....oh wait damn. someone already beat me to it. well crap.
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It would be called "Niagra" Viagra for women, seriously, some women really need to get a prescription filled.
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It would be called "Niagra" Viagra for women, seriously, some women really need to get a prescription filled. 
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birdcages"pirin tabs"
for your wifes middle of the night headaches
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