A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes and a 5-Iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
ass.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!
I don't remember anything after that."

my my She should have used the sand wedge lmao

That is a sick one, but a good one.

ouch , no comment it could be just so !!!!