So you like the otehr head huh? hehe I know I do!

A good partner knows when to hold you, and when not to. When to listen and when to give advice. When pamper you and when to annoy you to make you laugh by acting goofy. When to do the dishes for your partner or just to walk away and leave them be. When to hump their brains out or when to just give a good bj or a tounge lashing.

When to be a good friend or the lover he/she deserves

Someone who listens.

Someone who can keep up with my randomness and find it endearing rather than annoying.

Someone who can appreciate someone doing the " little things " in a relationship, and knows how to do them as well.

Someone who has the intelligence not to ask me to explain every other word I use.

Someone with a sense of humor, and the ability to deal with my terminally short attention span.

Someone who will avoid making a lifelong commitment to turn me into a domesticated farm animal.

I know, I know, might as well ask for the moon....

He has to be patient, tolerant, understanding....he has to 'see' me, so that he can be all of these things.

He has to have a sense of humour, a lightness of spirit...a huge heart, and a strong mind.

He has to have balls enough for two of us, and the wisdom to know when to use them.

He has to be completely solid in himself...no insecurities about his masculinity or fears of his not being enough.

Most of all he has to be completely and undeniably insane.





Good thing, he is all of that...and the bag of chips.

Someone who doesn't confuse "women" with "woman" "your" with "you're" or "lose" with "loose." Yeah, I'm not picky.

I just say weman for both

its easier