I don't know if this has been posted before. But kust in case you
haven't seen it before, hope it brightens YOUR Sunday up a little.

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty. If Cat
Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he’'d be Cat Doggy Dogg.
If Yoko Ono had married Sonny Bono, she would have been Yoko Ono Bono.
If Olivia Newton–John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry
Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton–John Newton John.
If Dolly Parton had married Salvador Dali, she would have been Dolly
Dali. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho. If Bea Arthur married Sting,
she’d be Bea Sting.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra. If Liv
Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry
Mathers, she’d be Liv Ito Beaver.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg
Pooh. baseball is my life…If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he’d be
Boog Alou.
If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros–Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to
marry Kenny G., he’d be G. Ghali G. Nog (Quark’s brother on “Star Trek:
Deep Space Nine”) has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a
marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare,
he’d be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan
Hale, she’d be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale. If Ivana Trump married, in
succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer
(of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana
Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory
Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

ROFLMAO

Nicely done Tom

That was funny.

That is funny!

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh. :)