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where your towel is?
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wherever I left it...
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On the towel bar in the bathroom.
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 No
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 Hanging on the bathroom somewhere? 
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in a basket to be washed
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Did you steal it?
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don't use towels..I run around the back yard and air dry
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In the laundry room all smelly an gettin moldy with the rest
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He's right here, stoned as usual..
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He's right here, stoned as usual..
Your towel gets stoned too? What IS this world coming to?!? |
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YES |
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I think so...the towels keep disappearing somehow lol!
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Stuffed down the side of my bed next to a pair of pink and white striped panties and covered in last nights sex. Thats where my bad, dirty, used towel is. But i got a backup fresh from the laundromat, ha! Snoogans, nootches and nootchettes.
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I think so...the towels keep disappearing somehow lol! I don't have a towel problem...what I want to know is WHERE do the socks go? |
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DON'T PANIC
I'm assuming this is a reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with." |
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don't use towels..I run around the back yard and air dry
This will not help you when you planet is blown up to make way for an interstellar bypass. |
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don't use towels..I run around the back yard and air dry
This will not help you when you planet is blown up to make way for an interstellar bypass. I was right! 
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on a closeline
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The Vogons have it.
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