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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 56
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Sun 09/06/09 11:18 PM
Dear diary.....why is my cat always on my lap when I want to eat????? And he has to look soooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeee!!!love grumble

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Sun 09/06/09 11:19 PM

Dear diary, my whole weekend was ruined at the hands of others lack of intellegence. I snapped today and got a little ignorant. Tomorrow before I go to work I'm going to step on some heads. Gonna be some upset people tomorrow. But turnabout is fair play.
ohhhhhhh who you gonna beat up now??scared

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Sun 09/06/09 11:20 PM
Im so hungry I could eat a






































MOUSE!!surprised

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Sun 09/06/09 11:30 PM
Dear diary.......My crazy patient struck out at me tonight and scratched my arm. Again he was so loud and screaming and swearing that someone came to my aid but again I said it was ok......

I have a feeling he isnt going to last long......

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Sun 09/06/09 11:31 PM
I think I'm going to have a drink drinker

it's almost Labour day I've been in labour a few times drinker

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Sun 09/06/09 11:32 PM
What are we drinking??? I have 7 up!!!drinker :banana:

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Sun 09/06/09 11:33 PM
<-----was in labour for 52 hours!!!!!!explode noway sad

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Sun 09/06/09 11:34 PM
Wanna talk about our labour????explode laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

It sure beats our periods!!!rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 09/06/09 11:35 PM
Sheridans drinker

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Sun 09/06/09 11:35 PM
have a happy period drinker explode what a load of !@#*! laugh

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Sun 09/06/09 11:37 PM
I was induced 9 times........and then BAM!!!!

Instant stage 3 labour for 52 hours......I thought I would die. And I almost did. Would someone just get this ****ing baby out? NOW?????

HOW ABOUT NOW???explode

WHAT ABOUT NOW????explode


NOOOOOOOOW>>>???explode

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Sun 09/06/09 11:39 PM
WHY ISNT THIS BABY COMING OUT????explode

Well miss......you are not big enough to get your transverse 10 lbs baby out!!!!

JUST GET THIS ****ING BABY OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!explode

CAN YOU GET IT OUT NOW?>?????

GETTTTTTTTTTTTT IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!~~!!!explode sad

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Sun 09/06/09 11:39 PM
For 2 days?

You gave labor?



Holy phuck

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Sun 09/06/09 11:40 PM
my daughter was just about born in the car

GO FAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pitchfork mad

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Sun 09/06/09 11:42 PM
Sooooooooooo finally after 52 hours of murderous hell they decided to give me a C-section and by that time I went into shock on the table and they had to put me out. I collapsed a lung, popped a blood vessel in my eye.


JUST GET THIS ****ING BABY OUT!!!!explode

I awoke hallucinating......from all the drugs I was on and the nurse told me to shut up and slapped my face!!! I told her when I get up from this table she better RUN!!!mad

They then handed me this screaming baby and I was supposed to BE HAPPY!!!explode

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Sun 09/06/09 11:43 PM
laugh

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Sun 09/06/09 11:43 PM
you wanted it out laugh

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Sun 09/06/09 11:44 PM
The doctors then whisked him off to a better hospital to be hooked up to heart monitors etc because they left me in labour too long and infection set in.

I then was hooked up to blood transfusions, 10 in total because I was dying.

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Sun 09/06/09 11:44 PM
PUT IT BACK IN !!noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 09/06/09 11:44 PM
Jesus. That is miserable.



God bless women. For real.



No chance I would take any amount of money to go through that

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