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      ...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women.  Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small.  And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets.  Set me straight.
     
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      Oh my you need intervention  
    
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      I say take em both, cuz they are on sale 2 for 1.
     
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      big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small and ankle bracelets that gold dig. 
 
  combine the 2 then you only have to worry about one   
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     ...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight.         
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     ...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. Sounds to me like you are attracted to prostitutes. Get a good job and you should be fine...............   
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     ...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. You've been in Walmart again, haven't you?   
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      I will trade you my crazy chick magnet in my pocket for your skank fetish. And I will even throw in a gold digger secret decoder ring!
     
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      Indeed.  Went out seeking Planter's Mixed Nuts and found myself seeking human fulfillment.
     
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      Marley  
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     I will trade you my crazy chick magnet in my pocket for your skank fetish. And I will even throw in a gold digger secret decoder ring!  | 
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      I'm afraid in this thread....
 
  I wanna go home!!!  | 
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      Can't help you man. I'm drowning in heavily medicated  neurotic, insecure, sociopsychotic women full of psychoses and neuroses myself. I just wish I could find a good skank. Ya know?
     
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      As long as you stay away from the phsyco rock throwing screamers you'll be fine.
     
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     ...by the fact that I'm attracted to two types of women. Big-haired skanks who wear their jeans two sizes too small. And promiscuous, gold-digging sluts with ankle bracelets. Set me straight. You've been in Walmart again, haven't you?   
            
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     I'm afraid in this thread.... I wanna go home!!! No. Please stay. You have lusturous hair.  | 
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Oh good lord! Call in the priest with the holy water!  | 
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       Take two bimbo's and post in the morning...
     
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     Can't help you man. I'm drowning in heavily medicated neurotic, insecure, sociopsychotic women full of psychoses and neuroses myself. I just wish I could find a good skank. Ya know? Attend a few football games.  | 
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     I'm afraid in this thread.... I wanna go home!!! No. Please stay. You have lusturous hair. You made me spit my soda through my nose               
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 Marley