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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 55
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 08:50 AM
Dear D, I'm blazing across indiana. Called the boss and he said to bring it in and call it a week. Crazy thing is I will be out of hours by my house and won't be able to bring it in all the way. But it would be cool if I could make it and had a nice 3 day weekend. The weather is supposed to be nice. Maybe jump on my bike and go camping. Do something fun.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 08:56 AM
thanks dude ... apparently he was cutting the grass and a WASP or NORNET landed INSIDE his water bottle and he swallowed it , stining him all the way down his throat and his allergy PUFFER , he emptied BEFORE he could get to the house for his epi pen ..... crazy days man Im sorry to hear that tallguy!! You just never know when its going to be your time And the crappy thing about it is that people never tell other people how wonderful they are UNTIL they are dead!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 08:57 AM
Dear diary why is always nice there and crappy here or nice here and crappy there>>>??? It looks like it wants to be a dark and stormy night.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 08:59 AM
hahahaaaaaaaaaa omg not again!!!! Subject: hi Sent: about 15 hours ago wanna come to america and live..i will support u and make u a happy woman...guaranteed

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 09:03 AM
me love you longtime! you cum to america!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:03 AM
I wrote back.......and all I have to do is luv you long time?????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:04 AM
I think its the same guy who wants me to work in his dollar stores in america!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:05 AM
HOLY FLYING PINECONES BATMAN!!!! There is a severe wind/rain storm outside!!!!! Things are flying and hitting my house!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 09:08 AM
Take cover!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:11 AM
Fire in the hole!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 09:12 AM
I'm on the east point of indiana. Lunchtime. Fazolis sounds good. I've been a good boy on my diet. A little linguini never hurt anyone. Unless it had a wasp in it and you were allergic. I cleaned the windows on my truck yesterday and was mobbed by bees scraping pollen off splattered bugs on my truck. They are getting ready to hibernate.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:14 AM
I bought a new fly swatter........it works better than the bug zapper. Ive killed 2 flies already!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:14 AM
Linguini with flies???? Anyone???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:15 AM
Dear diary......this is the last day I will be 43.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 09:20 AM
And poof! Just like that I'm eating fazolis sampler! Sghetti, linguini, and lasagna! Mmmmmmmmm.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:25 AM
Dear diary......I wish I could excited about food but I dont.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:26 AM
Ive eaten twice in 2 days.....eating always seems to be a bother. I only eat because my stomach starts to hurt and tell me. Other than that.....I dont really think about it.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 09:30 AM
All you can eat breadsticks with meal!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 09:33 AM
Guys are always hungry.......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 09:33 AM
All you can poop greasy breadsticks! Pppppffffftttttt!!!