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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 55 | |
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Dear D, I'm blazing across indiana. Called the boss and he said to bring it in and call it a week. Crazy thing is I will be out of hours by my house and won't be able to bring it in all the way. But it would be cool if I could make it and had a nice 3 day weekend. The weather is supposed to be nice. Maybe jump on my bike and go camping. Do something fun.
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thanks dude ... apparently he was cutting the grass and a WASP or NORNET landed INSIDE his water bottle and he swallowed it , stining him all the way down his throat and his allergy PUFFER , he emptied BEFORE he could get to the house for his epi pen ..... crazy days man   You just never know when its going to be your time And the crappy thing about it is that people never tell other people how wonderful they are UNTIL they are dead!!
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Dear diary why is always nice there and crappy here or nice here and crappy there>>>???
It looks like it wants to be a dark and stormy night....... 
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hahahaaaaaaaaaa omg not again!!!!
  Subject: hi Sent: about 15 hours ago wanna come to america and live..i will support u and make u a happy woman...guaranteed |
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me love you longtime! you cum to america!
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I wrote back.......and all I have to do is luv you long time?????
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I think its the same guy who wants me to work in his dollar stores in america!!!
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HOLY FLYING PINECONES BATMAN!!!!
There is a severe wind/rain storm outside!!!!! Things are flying and hitting my house!!
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Take cover!
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Fire in the hole!!!!
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I'm on the east point of indiana. Lunchtime. Fazolis sounds good. I've been a good boy on my diet. A little linguini never hurt anyone. Unless it had a wasp in it and you were allergic. I cleaned the windows on my truck yesterday and was mobbed by bees scraping pollen off splattered bugs on my truck. They are getting ready to hibernate.
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I bought a new fly swatter........it works better than the bug zapper. Ive killed 2 flies already!!!
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Linguini with flies???? Anyone???
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Dear diary......this is the last day I will be 43.
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And poof! Just like that I'm eating fazolis sampler! Sghetti, linguini, and lasagna! Mmmmmmmmm.
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Dear diary......I wish I could excited about food but I dont.
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Ive eaten twice in 2 days.....eating always seems to be a bother. I only eat because my stomach starts to hurt and tell me. Other than that.....I dont really think about it.
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All you can eat breadsticks with meal!
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Guys are always hungry.......
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All you can poop greasy breadsticks! Pppppffffftttttt!!!
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