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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 55 | |
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I want a nap too but I must make some bacon!!!
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Dear diary......I dont think I could ever become jewish...I like the almighty pig too much!!
 
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh no rest for the wicked!!!
Im invited out for drinks with some friends after I eat!!   I suppose I have to put clothes on again!! 
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my cats breath smells like cat food
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my cats breath smells like cat food Is your cat eating just to keep his strength up?
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yes
he looped around my feet at the top of the stairs again 
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later he brought the toaster to me while I was in the tub , luckily it was not plugged in
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He vomited on the carpet after that for sure
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that's right !! although it is almost all linoleum in here he always chooses a carpet ........or shall I say "THEY" there are four cats here , they are having a meeting right now , they barricaded me in here , muttered something about "allergies" before they locked me in here
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we are at odds ...... I think tomorrow I will buy the "No-name" brand cat food
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Moldy cheese and no name brand cat food
While you devour a steak That will teach em |
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just like I devoured the roast beef earlier ?!? staring into their beady lil eyes as raised the meat into the air like a still beating heart plunging my fangs and growling wildly , the full moon glistening in the window behind me , throwing them a few dry kibbles of no-name brand cat food I break into hysterical laughter and devour the remaining morsels as they look on in terror and anguish the pure hunger roiling within them , their empty churning pits longing for sustenance and a fresh kill , hopelessness reigns supreme amoung them the disdain for their cap tore increasing by ten fold , their loathing hatred grows a little more
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just like I devoured the roast beef earlier ?!? staring into their beady lil eyes as raised the meat into the air like a still beating heart plunging my fangs and growling wildly , the full moon glistening in the window behind me , throwing them a few dry kibbles of no-name brand cat food I break into hysterical laughter and devour the remaining morsels as they look on in terror and anguish the pure hunger roiling within them , their empty churning pits longing for sustenance and a fresh kill , hopelessness reigns supreme amoung them the disdain for their cap tore increasing by ten fold , their loathing hatred grows a little more That was sort of poetic. |
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hmmmmmmmmmmm
 a cats story?? a little horror a little comedy , maybe a little magic ??  I wanna WRITE !!!!!! got nothin to read  lost my marbles ....... when I finished my book
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The next J.K. Rowling
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wouldn't that be freakin awesome !!
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She's as rich as oprah
maybe richer |
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there really aren't very many brilliant authors of past and present THAT would be an accomplishment , to be a successful author
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She's as rich as oprah maybe richer and so she should be her writing is excellent , to spark imaginations and inspire is not done often enough , very few people have really done much with the power of words since the beginning of it's concept , people have been writing for thousands of years but very few people manage to put words together so well I'd like to come up with some new and fresh ideas it seems like it all has been done ....... there's gotta be something new to touch on |
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